Accidental Porn …
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So I was in a toyshop recently when I saw this …
Now I appreciate this might say more about how my brain works rather than the manufacturers, but does this sound dodgy to you?
Woodman?
WOODMAN?
OK, so the thing is made of wood, but come on …
Look at the pose of that ‘icon’.
Hands on hips.
Thrusting groin.
Shit-eating smirk on its face.
This is pure filth masquerading as innocence.
Then there’s the fact we’re talking about a toy that is a big, steam engine that is thrusting itself into a deep, dark tunnel and the manufacturers may as well just slap a ‘Pornhub’ logo on the box and be done with it.
I know … I know … I’m talking utter shite, but it’s Monday morning so what do you expect?
24 Comments
Nope, never seen anything like that on Youporn
Comment by northern August 7, 2017 @ 6:17 amNot looking hard enough.
Comment by DH August 7, 2017 @ 6:20 am“Hard enough” was not intentional.
Comment by DH August 7, 2017 @ 6:20 amIs that why you’re up so early Northern?
Comment by Rob August 7, 2017 @ 7:34 amExcept you’re not are you …
After so long being ‘timezone positive’, I’m finding it very difficult to come to terms with being right at the back. Which is weird, given that’s been the story of my life for so long.
Comment by Rob August 7, 2017 @ 7:35 amYep now I can be first to reply, since you post at times I’m bored with media planning (between 9 and 5 GMT)
Comment by northern August 7, 2017 @ 8:49 amWould you be known as plywoodman?
Comment by DH August 7, 2017 @ 6:21 ammore like fucking laminateman.
Comment by andy@cynic August 7, 2017 @ 6:32 amFTW
Comment by DH August 7, 2017 @ 6:49 amOak, root to tip
Comment by northern August 7, 2017 @ 6:24 amhave you had too much fucking tea?
Comment by andy@cynic August 7, 2017 @ 6:32 ambut not as much as campbell must have with this bollocks.
Comment by andy@cynic August 7, 2017 @ 6:32 amHow is a wooden train set a concept?
Comment by George August 7, 2017 @ 7:12 amGood point George. Not really the main point, but a good one all the same.
Comment by Rob August 7, 2017 @ 7:35 amNot for children under the age of 6 (+6), apparently.
Also, what does the word “concept” add to the sell? Interesting.
Comment by fredrik sarnblad August 7, 2017 @ 8:01 amtheyre all fucking perverts.
Comment by andy@cynic August 7, 2017 @ 8:10 amand where the fuck have you been hiding mr sweden?
I believe you have a point, andy@cynic. Me, I’ve been hiding in the dark crevices of agency planning in New England…Boston, to be precise.
Comment by fredrik sarnblad August 7, 2017 @ 11:38 amso you sent this post by fucking carrier pigeon then.
Comment by andy@cynic August 7, 2017 @ 12:37 pmThere’s no tunnel – it’s all in your mind. A mind that the therapists of LA will be lining up to decode.
Comment by John August 7, 2017 @ 8:21 amHe will have to join a very long queue John.
Comment by George August 7, 2017 @ 8:43 amHe’ll find a way to get to the front of it.
Comment by John August 7, 2017 @ 2:11 pmRule 34 applies
Comment by Ian Gee August 7, 2017 @ 6:01 pmYou are being very generous Ian.
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