Whoever Said ‘There’s Nowt As Queer As Folk’ Had Never Met A Japanese Product Manufacture …
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October 19, 2015, 6:15 am
Filed under: Crap Products In History, Embarrassing Moments, New Product Mentalness
Filed under: Crap Products In History, Embarrassing Moments, New Product Mentalness
After the ‘heaviness’ of the past 2 days of blog post subject matter, I thought I’d end the week on something lighter.
Or maybe it’s not.
Maybe it’s an issue that is so deep and dark, few people recognise its significance except suffering from it.
What am I talking about? This …
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You prewrote this didn’t you. And rescheduled it? I used to think you had excellent attention to detail. Was I wrong or is age catching up with you?
Comment by Bazza October 19, 2015 @ 6:25 amNice work Bazza.
Comment by DH October 19, 2015 @ 6:43 amGuilty as charged.
That’s 2 posts like this in the last fortnight. There may be a 3rd option to the two you put forward. I just have stopped caring.
Comment by Rob October 19, 2015 @ 8:28 amNipple concealers are hardly the craziest thing you can get in Asia are they? It does get bonus points for saying “like a nice man” though.
Comment by Bazza October 19, 2015 @ 6:26 amYes, that is a nice – if mental – touch.
Of course, it also means 99% of the male population are nasty. Which probably confirms what the editor of FeMail [the women’s section of the Daily Mail] has believed all along.
Comment by Rob October 19, 2015 @ 8:30 amI know you didn’t buy them. No wifi.
Comment by DH October 19, 2015 @ 6:43 amIs it just me, or does the packaging make them look like mini pizzas?
Comment by George October 19, 2015 @ 7:01 amJust you. Do you know when Andy is back, this blog is even worse without him.
Comment by DH October 19, 2015 @ 7:07 amIt is quiet without him. Peaceful almost.
Comment by Rob October 19, 2015 @ 8:30 amI was not previously aware that nasty men had clearly visible nipples. Another deep human insight from Japan …
Comment by Ian Gee October 19, 2015 @ 7:05 amI’ll look at their movies differently from now on. Well I will if I ever watch a Japanese movie.
Comment by DH October 19, 2015 @ 7:07 am“there’s nowt so queer as folk” originally a great Yorkshire expression and was used in “The Full Monty.” Not a Nottingham expression, And had fuck all to do with Robin Hood. Fuck, what would you do without me?
Comment by George Parker October 19, 2015 @ 7:21 amYou should run for nomination.
Comment by Billy Whizz October 19, 2015 @ 7:33 amIt was Thora Hird who said it wasn’t it George? And Yorkshire is pretty close to Nottinghamshire, so I think I’m good for saying it. Ahem.
Comment by Rob October 19, 2015 @ 8:31 amThora Hird… Thora bloody Hird… You are giving your age away here… And Lancashire is closer to Yorkshire than bloody Nottingham-shire… Eye up duck… Did you ever see the “Yorkshire Airlines” spot on YouTube… Fucking classic with Captain Boycott…
Comment by George Parker October 19, 2015 @ 8:46 amI’m ancient George. God knows what that make you. Probably God. At least in age, ha.
Comment by Rob October 19, 2015 @ 10:02 amI assume these are available in vending machines, alongside the other slightly dark paraphernalia on offer.
Comment by Lee Hill October 19, 2015 @ 7:44 amIf that is the polite way of saying alleged ‘schoolgirls underwear’, then yes Lee, it is.
I wonder how many of those they actually sell? How often they have to restock the machine? How many people actually believe they are what they say they are?
Maybe this is a conversation for another day. Hahaha.
Comment by Rob October 19, 2015 @ 8:32 amBy Japanese you meant the South Koreans.
Comment by aaronaldo October 19, 2015 @ 8:44 amI thought it was Korean. Thanks for confirming my thoughts and highlighting Rob’s cultural ignorance. ; )
Comment by Pete October 19, 2015 @ 9:49 amBugger. Given my screwed up cultural awareness, maybe I’m not even in Shanghai … maybe I’m still in Nottingham.
Comment by Rob October 19, 2015 @ 10:01 amBut you think they all look the same. Racist bastard.
Comment by Billy Whizz October 19, 2015 @ 10:06 amBad Billy.
Comment by George October 19, 2015 @ 10:27 pmNeed.
Comment by Marcus October 19, 2015 @ 3:47 pmIs it cold there?
Comment by Rob October 19, 2015 @ 3:53 pmAlways.
Comment by Marcus October 19, 2015 @ 8:35 pmIt feels strange to reading a post for nipple concealers when the ad in your post if for a brand called ‘man cave’
Comment by northern October 19, 2015 @ 10:08 pm