Happy Birthday To Meeeeeeeee …
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A year ago today, I wrote how Jill had got me the most expensive birthday present I’ll ever get.
Today, as you can see from the photo above, I have it.
And it’s also the best birthday present I’ll ever get.
But I’m open to you trying to prove me – and her – wrong.
21 Comments
You expect birthday wishes after this? What the fuck….
https://instagram.com/p/3zjltXrH3_/
Comment by DH June 12, 2015 @ 6:37 amI’m impressed Rob. It must have been very difficult to place a pixel on something so small. Happy birthday. My present is to let you know that you have succeeded in violating my eyes.
Comment by Bazza June 12, 2015 @ 6:47 ammore impressive he managed to produce a kid with that micro cock.
Comment by andy@cynic June 12, 2015 @ 6:53 amYou’re just encouraging him to do more Baz.
Comment by DH June 12, 2015 @ 7:07 amPoor Jill.
Comment by Wayne Green June 12, 2015 @ 7:17 amPoor Otis.
It was a cold day.
Comment by Rob June 12, 2015 @ 8:15 amIt is impossible to write anything with that instagram image staring back at you so I’m going to say happy birthday and make a hasty retreat.
Comment by George June 12, 2015 @ 6:48 amthe only thing worse is the pixel part (the imagination reels, rights itself, and then collapses)
Comment by judyt54 June 12, 2015 @ 10:08 amhappy fucking birthday you stupid, twisted fuck.
Comment by andy@cynic June 12, 2015 @ 6:53 amHappy birthday Robert. I hope you have a lovely day with your family and that you receive some presents that are clothes.
Comment by Lee Hill June 12, 2015 @ 6:59 amI am typing this with my eyes closed. Happy birthday strange but lovable man.
Comment by Mary Bryant June 12, 2015 @ 7:02 amHope you get a real sized dick for your birthday.
Comment by Billy Whizz June 12, 2015 @ 7:36 amBig birthday hugs Robbie.
Jemma x
Comment by Jemma King June 12, 2015 @ 7:53 amHappy birthday Rob. I hope Otis takes that picture of you to school one day.
Comment by Pete June 12, 2015 @ 7:55 amThe instagram one, not the sweet one in the post.
Comment by Pete June 12, 2015 @ 7:55 amThank you all. Now where are the presents/cheques?
Comment by Rob June 12, 2015 @ 8:15 amI don’t visit here very often, but I am very pleased I decided to today. Happy birthday my friend. I hope it is a good one for you and your family.
Comment by Jonathan Rosenberg June 12, 2015 @ 8:53 amHappy birthday!
Comment by Naoko June 12, 2015 @ 8:59 amSo that’s what they mean by a Dad bod. Happy birthday.
Comment by John June 12, 2015 @ 3:51 pmHappy Birthday Rob
Comment by northern June 12, 2015 @ 4:57 pmHappy birthday Rob. A video with you pole dancing on your next birthday maybe ? :]
Comment by toto June 13, 2015 @ 2:48 am