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Another Wonderful, Innocent Victim …
September 18, 2014, 6:15 am
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This is Paula.

Today she joins us as a planner on NIKE.

She was an athlete who was once tipped to be a future Olympian.

This is much better than having me on the business given all I was ever tipped for was to be a fat bastard.

On the positive, I achieved my goal whereas she decided to turn her back on hers and just do sport for the sheer love of it.

Anyway she’s very happy to be here and we’re very happy to have her here.

So welcome Paula – and next time I promise to ask to steal a photo off your Facebook page.

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A planning babe. What a surprise.

Comment by DH September 18, 2014 @ 6:26 am

3 minutes in campbells company will change that.

Comment by andy@cynic September 18, 2014 @ 6:42 am

As if living in China wasn’t bad enough, she has you as her boss. I suppose being an exathlete she is used to facing her pain barriers. Good luck Paula, you’re going to need it.

Comment by DH September 18, 2014 @ 6:28 am

can you hear that noise? its nike breathing a big sigh of fucking relief.

Comment by andy@cynic September 18, 2014 @ 6:42 am

I thought it was Billy breathing down the phone

Comment by John September 18, 2014 @ 7:03 am

In your dreams Dodds.

Comment by Billy Whizz September 18, 2014 @ 7:04 am

Dirty Dodds?

Comment by DH September 18, 2014 @ 8:33 am

That sounds like an updated version of an old Eastenders character.

Comment by George September 18, 2014 @ 8:51 am

hr violation before shes even fucking started, thats quick even for you campbell.

Comment by andy@cynic September 18, 2014 @ 6:43 am

I’ve got some planning that needs doing.

Comment by Billy Whizz September 18, 2014 @ 7:04 am

you dont need a planner, you need a fucking std specialist.

Comment by andy@cynic September 18, 2014 @ 7:36 am

It’s spelt p-l-u-m-b-i-n-g Billy.

Comment by Rob September 18, 2014 @ 8:01 am

Well if I don’t put her off this job, you guys just have.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Comment by Rob September 18, 2014 @ 8:00 am

You’re in excellent hands Paula. Congratulations.

Comment by George September 18, 2014 @ 8:51 am

Jealous

Comment by Northern September 18, 2014 @ 4:07 pm

Of me? Yes … I don’t blame you, she’s super smart.

Comment by Rob September 18, 2014 @ 6:55 pm

But does she wear Birkenstocks?

Comment by Northern September 18, 2014 @ 8:17 pm

What odds will someone give me that she will come back for another day. 1000/1? 10000/1?

Comment by Billy Whizz September 19, 2014 @ 5:45 am

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