The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Style And Sophistication, Alaska Style.
April 2, 2014, 6:20 am
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OK, so yesterday’s post was a April Fool’s day joke [as opposed to the rest of my posts, which are just jokes] however today I feature a post that’s real, but really should be a joke.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cop a load of this:

I literally don’t know what bothers me more.

The fact someone describes themselves as a ‘master furrier’.

The fact they describe fur – one of the oldest products known to mankind – as modern.

The fact they use more fonts than a 5 year old let loose on Powerpoint.

The fact they use words like ‘chic’ and ‘flirtatious’.

The fact the ad looks like it was designed by Stevie Wonder.

Everything about this freaks me out … and given I’m a badly dressed person from Nottingham, that’s saying something.

So to David Green – Master Furrier – congratulations. Besides making an ad that clearly demonstrates there are major differences between British culture and Alaskan culture, you helped me understand just why Sarah Palin is as mad as a cut-snake.

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If only you were doing method planning on furring, you could be PETA’s enemy #1.

Comment by DH

to go with his fashion, football, music, planning, adland, women, civilifuckingsation enemy number 1 status.

Comment by andy@cynic

Be gentle, I landed at an ungodly hour this morning and I am vulnerable and weak. Oh hang on, that will only encourage you. Damnit.

Comment by Rob

what the fuck were you doing in alaska? dont tell me, it was taking some poor fuckers hospitality and claiming it was work. wanker.

Comment by andy@cynic

you should be careful when you go outside, the last time i saw you, you were such an unshaven bastard the hunter fuckers might mistake you for a particularly lazy moose come bear come fat fucking beaver.

see what i did there campbell?

Comment by andy@cynic

Gold. Extra gold for the beaver reference.

Comment by DH

Yes I did, as transparent as a green house.

Comment by Rob

David Green. Master furrier. Amateur designer.

Comment by Bazza

Doesn’t Ron Jeremy describe himself as a master furrier? David Green is a dirty dog.

Comment by Billy Whizz

If anyone would know that, it’s you Billy. And possibly Northern.

Comment by Rob

When did Doddsy move off the cops watch list?

Comment by Billy Whizz

I heard that

Comment by Northern

It’s easy to mock, but this is clearly a dog eat dog environment. They have serious competition

Comment by John

Lets stuck to mocking this blog then. That’s real easy to do.

Comment by DH

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