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OK, so yesterday’s post was a April Fool’s day joke [as opposed to the rest of my posts, which are just jokes] however today I feature a post that’s real, but really should be a joke.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cop a load of this:
I literally don’t know what bothers me more.
The fact someone describes themselves as a ‘master furrier’.
The fact they describe fur – one of the oldest products known to mankind – as modern.
The fact they use more fonts than a 5 year old let loose on Powerpoint.
The fact they use words like ‘chic’ and ‘flirtatious’.
The fact the ad looks like it was designed by Stevie Wonder.
Everything about this freaks me out … and given I’m a badly dressed person from Nottingham, that’s saying something.
So to David Green – Master Furrier – congratulations. Besides making an ad that clearly demonstrates there are major differences between British culture and Alaskan culture, you helped me understand just why Sarah Palin is as mad as a cut-snake.
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If only you were doing method planning on furring, you could be PETA’s enemy #1.
Comment by DH April 2, 2014 @ 6:25 amto go with his fashion, football, music, planning, adland, women, civilifuckingsation enemy number 1 status.
Comment by andy@cynic April 2, 2014 @ 6:29 amBe gentle, I landed at an ungodly hour this morning and I am vulnerable and weak. Oh hang on, that will only encourage you. Damnit.
Comment by Rob April 2, 2014 @ 8:22 amwhat the fuck were you doing in alaska? dont tell me, it was taking some poor fuckers hospitality and claiming it was work. wanker.
Comment by andy@cynic April 2, 2014 @ 6:30 amyou should be careful when you go outside, the last time i saw you, you were such an unshaven bastard the hunter fuckers might mistake you for a particularly lazy moose come bear come fat fucking beaver.
see what i did there campbell?
Comment by andy@cynic April 2, 2014 @ 6:32 amGold. Extra gold for the beaver reference.
Comment by DH April 2, 2014 @ 6:36 amYes I did, as transparent as a green house.
Comment by Rob April 2, 2014 @ 8:22 amDavid Green. Master furrier. Amateur designer.
Comment by Bazza April 2, 2014 @ 6:41 amDoesn’t Ron Jeremy describe himself as a master furrier? David Green is a dirty dog.
Comment by Billy Whizz April 2, 2014 @ 6:52 amIf anyone would know that, it’s you Billy. And possibly Northern.
Comment by Rob April 2, 2014 @ 8:22 amWhen did Doddsy move off the cops watch list?
Comment by Billy Whizz April 2, 2014 @ 8:51 amI heard that
Comment by Northern April 2, 2014 @ 2:47 pmIt’s easy to mock, but this is clearly a dog eat dog environment. They have serious competition http://alaskanfur.com/
Comment by John April 2, 2014 @ 7:18 amLets stuck to mocking this blog then. That’s real easy to do.
Comment by DH April 2, 2014 @ 7:34 am