The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

No doubt if they were called out on it, they’d say “I don’t know what you mean, it’s because our meat is ‘well hung’ to preserve its quality”.

But we all know the truth. The juvenile truth.

Of course, the joke is on them … because by putting a meat cleaver on their logo, it makes men of a certain age wince and think if they shop there, they’ll all become versions of John Wayne Bobbitt and their crown jewels will be sold as chipolata’s to further damage their ego.

And yes, if you hadn’t guessed it, I couldn’t really be arsed to post something today.

Or maybe you hadn’t guessed because – let’s be honest – there’s not much difference between today’s post and the rubbish I’ve been churning out for 17 years.