The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

It Takes All Sorts …
February 21, 2022, 8:00 am
Filed under: Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Distinction, Emotion, Hope, Love

Not too long ago, someone on Twitter posted a ‘wedding announcement’ that had appeared in their parent’s local newspaper.

It’s one of the most fascinating pieces of writing I’ve ever seen.

A cross between a 1970’s intense paperback romance novel and a twisted remake of the film, Mean Girls. With maybe some sprinkles of Dungeons and Dragons in there.

There’s nothing else to add, other than read it because it’s utterly awesome and slightly scary.

Plus it serves as a great reminder that there’s someone out there for everyone.

Though I am not sure if you would want to meet them.

Oh well, love is love and they are most definitely in love and however way you look at it … that’s pretty wonderful.

Happy Monday.

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That last line. It’s amazing.

Comment by Bazza

The whole announcement is a masterpiece in triumphant revenge. Where do you find this stuff Robert?

Comment by George

Romeo and Juliet meets Game of Thrones. With the Equalizer.

Comment by Bazza

Paragraphs 3 and 4 are incredible. They make it sound like they survived a terrorist camp not a couple of shitty relationships and a few creeps and psychos.

But I agree the last line is pure magnificence.

Comment by DH

whats the betting they role play medieval shit in the bedroom and dance to harpsichord bollocks.

Comment by andy@cynic

It’s incredible. And that’s amazing for a whole piece of incredible.

Comment by Rob

I hope it works out for them. That said, the divorce announcement would instantly be catapulted to the top of the NY Times bestsellers.

Comment by George

There would be blood. Guaranteed.

Comment by DH

with swords and a fucking catapult.

Comment by andy@cynic

Amazing. Your best post ever.

Comment by DH

Whine, whine, whine.

Comment by John

now that is fucking copywriting.

Comment by andy@cynic

I don’t know if that is an indictment on the current standards of adland or it’s truly brilliant. Maybe a bit of both.

Comment by Rob

I hope they will be very happy together. They certainly seem made for each other.

Comment by Lee Hill

You should have posted this on valentines day.

Comment by Pete


Comment by Jemma King

This has got to be made up:)

Comment by Meg Maggio

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