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Not too long ago, someone on Twitter posted a ‘wedding announcement’ that had appeared in their parent’s local newspaper.
It’s one of the most fascinating pieces of writing I’ve ever seen.
A cross between a 1970’s intense paperback romance novel and a twisted remake of the film, Mean Girls. With maybe some sprinkles of Dungeons and Dragons in there.
There’s nothing else to add, other than read it because it’s utterly awesome and slightly scary.
Plus it serves as a great reminder that there’s someone out there for everyone.
Though I am not sure if you would want to meet them.
Oh well, love is love and they are most definitely in love and however way you look at it … that’s pretty wonderful.
Happy Monday.
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That last line. It’s amazing.
Comment by Bazza February 21, 2022 @ 8:14 amThe whole announcement is a masterpiece in triumphant revenge. Where do you find this stuff Robert?
Comment by George February 21, 2022 @ 8:17 amRomeo and Juliet meets Game of Thrones. With the Equalizer.
Comment by Bazza February 21, 2022 @ 8:21 amParagraphs 3 and 4 are incredible. They make it sound like they survived a terrorist camp not a couple of shitty relationships and a few creeps and psychos.
But I agree the last line is pure magnificence.
Comment by DH February 21, 2022 @ 8:29 amwhats the betting they role play medieval shit in the bedroom and dance to harpsichord bollocks.
Comment by andy@cynic February 21, 2022 @ 9:11 amIt’s incredible. And that’s amazing for a whole piece of incredible.
Comment by Rob February 21, 2022 @ 9:20 amI hope it works out for them. That said, the divorce announcement would instantly be catapulted to the top of the NY Times bestsellers.
Comment by George February 21, 2022 @ 8:19 amThere would be blood. Guaranteed.
Comment by DH February 21, 2022 @ 8:26 amwith swords and a fucking catapult.
Comment by andy@cynic February 21, 2022 @ 9:12 amAmazing. Your best post ever.
Comment by DH February 21, 2022 @ 8:26 amWhine, whine, whine.
Comment by John February 21, 2022 @ 8:30 amnow that is fucking copywriting.
Comment by andy@cynic February 21, 2022 @ 9:07 amI don’t know if that is an indictment on the current standards of adland or it’s truly brilliant. Maybe a bit of both.
Comment by Rob February 21, 2022 @ 9:19 amI hope they will be very happy together. They certainly seem made for each other.
Comment by Lee Hill February 21, 2022 @ 9:40 amYou should have posted this on valentines day.
Comment by Pete February 21, 2022 @ 10:13 am💛
Comment by Jemma King February 21, 2022 @ 10:36 amThis has got to be made up:)
Comment by Meg Maggio February 22, 2022 @ 5:02 am