The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Moronic Monday …
February 24, 2020, 6:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Health, Jill

I’m at that age where you think every pain is terminal cancer.

Cracked nail? Cancer.

Aching knee? Cancer.

Overly tired? Probably cancer.

To be fair, there was a time when I did have the ‘big C’ but that was long ago, caught early and I‘ve been all clear for over 20 years.

However when I saw a groove appear in my head – literally in the top of the skull – I feared the worst.

Consulting Dr Google didn’t help, with diagnosis ranging from my skull caving in to the cliched impending brain tumour.

Just as I was about to start planning my goodbyes, Jill looks at me and says, “You know it’s from your glasses when you rest them on top of your head when you’re reading” … and suddenly life is full of colour and optimism and our life insurance doesn’t get cancelled.

So as bad as your Monday may feel, be grateful you don’t have to work with me and my moronic self diagnosis.

Of course, if you read this and you do work with me, then I have no sympathy for you.


13 Comments

Did Jill say it in a disappointed voice?

Comment by Bazza

she should always talk to him in that voice.

Comment by andy@cynic

And congratulations on accepting what everyone already knew.

Comment by Bazza

Thank goodnness for Jill.

Comment by Mary Bryant

shes a fucking saint but then she got herself in this fucking mess by saying yes.

Comment by andy@cynic

You’re looking more and more like a cheap Rick Rubin.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Oh Robert.

Comment by Lee Hill

I know. I know.(to all the comments above)

Comment by Rob

Hilarious.

Comment by Pete

Your carer is correct.

Comment by John

Hahahahaha. Bastard.

Comment by Rob

how the fuck do you manage to get up in the morning?

Comment by andy@cynic

I can give you a dent to really be worried about if you want one Rob.
$500 and it’s yours.

Comment by DH




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