The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Be More Like Her …
July 12, 2019, 6:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Cannes, Culture

One day – when I was in Cannes – I went for a walk.

Everything was normal – in the stylish way everything in the South of France is – until I saw this lady.

Despite it being early in the morning, it was still hot and there she was … dressed to impress in a wig, a hat and a huge fur coat.

I had never seen her before but I thought she looked awesome.

So I told her – in very broken French – and when she heard me, she held out her hand for me to kiss.

And I did.

I never thought there could be someone cooler than Samuel L Jackson.

I was wrong.


9 Comments

I thought that was you at first. Then I realized they were better dressed than you ever have been.

Comment by Bazza

And younger.

Comment by Rob

You didn’t think telling a stranger they looked good was creepy?

Comment by Bazza

Robert has never been backward at being forward.

Comment by George

It is sad to acknowledge that I have never been and will never be as cool as an elderly woman in France. Thank you for enlightening me Robert.

Comment by George

Have you only just realised that?

Comment by Rob

Goals.

Comment by Pete

You’ve still got it.

Comment by John

id rather be her fucking wheelchair pusher than your dinner date.

Comment by andy@cynic




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