The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Everything was normal – in the stylish way everything in the South of France is – until I saw this lady.

Despite it being early in the morning, it was still hot and there she was … dressed to impress in a wig, a hat and a huge fur coat.

I had never seen her before but I thought she looked awesome.

So I told her – in very broken French – and when she heard me, she held out her hand for me to kiss.

And I did.

I never thought there could be someone cooler than Samuel L Jackson.