Be More Like Her …
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One day – when I was in Cannes – I went for a walk.
Everything was normal – in the stylish way everything in the South of France is – until I saw this lady.
Despite it being early in the morning, it was still hot and there she was … dressed to impress in a wig, a hat and a huge fur coat.
I had never seen her before but I thought she looked awesome.
So I told her – in very broken French – and when she heard me, she held out her hand for me to kiss.
And I did.
I never thought there could be someone cooler than Samuel L Jackson.
I was wrong.
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I thought that was you at first. Then I realized they were better dressed than you ever have been.
Comment by Bazza July 12, 2019 @ 6:25 amAnd younger.
Comment by Rob July 12, 2019 @ 8:34 amYou didn’t think telling a stranger they looked good was creepy?
Comment by Bazza July 12, 2019 @ 6:26 amRobert has never been backward at being forward.
Comment by George July 12, 2019 @ 7:32 amIt is sad to acknowledge that I have never been and will never be as cool as an elderly woman in France. Thank you for enlightening me Robert.
Comment by George July 12, 2019 @ 7:35 amHave you only just realised that?
Comment by Rob July 12, 2019 @ 8:34 amGoals.
Comment by Pete July 12, 2019 @ 9:19 amYou’ve still got it.
Comment by John July 12, 2019 @ 9:50 amid rather be her fucking wheelchair pusher than your dinner date.
Comment by andy@cynic July 12, 2019 @ 6:41 pm