The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Ooooooh Ahhhhhh
November 5, 2018, 6:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Comment, England, Family

No, the title of this post is not some homage to Porn Hub, it’s because today its bonfire night and I get to introduce Jill and Otis to it for the first times in their lives.

I know this shouldn’t excite me, but it does.

OK, I know they’ve seen fireworks before – and sadly, the last time Otis hated them – but this is one of those days where I know I’m truly back in England and I’m happy to share how England does fireworks with my family.

Mind you, now I come to think of it, a dodgy Catherine Wheel, a sparkler that will burn someone and an unsatisfactory hotdog doesn’t really hold up to the extravaganza’s we had in Sydney, Shanghai and Manhattan Beach. Oh god, what have I done …


19 Comments

According to your instagram you did this already.

https://instagram.com/p/Bpusy6UBdw9/

Comment by Pete

It wasn’t even a D reg Vauxhall Astra being burnt. Things are looking up.

Comment by Rob

Otis enjoyed it.

https://instagram.com/p/BpuzYwEh3y4/

Comment by Pete

funny comment on that insta campbell. who wrote it for you?

Comment by andy@cynic

The rest of you less so.

https://instagram.com/p/BpuxlZEB2mB/

Comment by Pete

Train spotted Rob.

Comment by Bazza

Spotter. Not spotted.

Comment by Bazza

he looks more like the sort of fucker who belongs on a wanted poster for being a peeping tom filthy fuck.

Comment by andy@cynic

Though you tried to pretend you did.

https://instagram.com/p/Bpu1ahShkUh/

Comment by Pete

I am not a stalker.

Comment by Pete

You’re doing a good impression of one.

Comment by Bazza

Bored?

Comment by George

Wierdo.

Comment by Rob

Pete, that’s super weird.

Comment by Marcus

yes sarah, you should be worried. fucking petrified.

Comment by andy@cynic

Unsatisfactory hot-dog is your pornhub name.

Comment by Damp Squib

I am listening to Queen.

Comment by Marcus

ive notified the nuthouse.

Comment by andy@cynic

Bonfire bogfire bugfire bigfire..all good.

Comment by Paul Macfarlane




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