The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

My Friends Are A Bunch Of Bastards …
November 14, 2017, 6:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Friendship

So a few weeks ago, I told you how my new car had arrived.

Well, the day it did, I posted this on Facebook:

If you can’t read what the status update says, it say’s this:

You know karma exists when the Audi dealer sends you a photo of the custom car you ordered 4 months ago to tell you it has just been delivered and will be ready to be picked up in an hour when you’re away from LA for the next few days.

As you can tell, I was excited.

Pissed off I was away so I couldn’t get it immediately, but excited.

As you can tell from the pic, it had literally just arrived which is why it still had the paper covers over the wheels to protect the alloys.

And how did my friends show their understanding of my excitement?

By doing this.

Fuckers. But I suppose they’re my fuckers.


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You mean the people you call friends who don’t call you a friend in return are awesome.

Comment by DH

Thanks. That’s just what I needed.

Comment by Rob

So that’s what the Metallicar looks like.

Comment by John

No. There’s not lightning bolts on it. Yet.

Comment by Rob

It could be because they, like me, were shocked at how sensible a choice you had made.

Comment by George

I bet he still filled it with unnecessary and overpriced gadgetry.

Comment by DH

winner of most obvious fucking statement ever.

Comment by andy@cynic

Unfortunately you’re right.

But they’re awesome gadgets.

Comment by Rob

it looks better with that shit than without it. and what the fuck is going on with those wheels?

Comment by andy@cynic

They’re covers to protect the wheels, They came off … I’ve not gone all bad-taste rapper on you.

Comment by Rob

I like your friends.

Comment by Pete

I’m still deciding if I do.

Comment by Rob

This is today’s post? THIS? And I bet it was scheduled.

Comment by Marcus Brown

Yep. Sorry.

Comment by Rob


Comment by Marcus Brown

Humble brag about the new car, so not rock and roll

Comment by northern

I am impressed it is in blue Robert.

Comment by Lee Hill

I wonder if he’ll leave those covers on the tyres. Plastic covers on the seating too, perhaps?

Comment by Marcus Brown

No Marcus, I won’t. I don’t even have a cover on my phone … I’m a risk taker. Ahem.

Comment by Rob

You don’t have a cover on your phone because you always get a free replacement.

Comment by John

And amazingly John, my free replacement came today. You’re Nostradamus.

Comment by Rob

I’m shocked to be honest Lee.

Comment by Rob

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