The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


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August 18, 2016, 6:23 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Comment, Culture

You’ll be glad that today I won’t be writing about anything plannery.

Nor will I be going on about Queen, Birkenstocks, gadgets or my best friends appendage.

What I will be writing about is something I recently saw in Tokyo.

Specifically THIS something …

What is this not a thing?

Seriously, why isn’t it.

A bread buffet sounds the greatest thing ever … though I must admit it could be superseded by a bread buffet with endless portions of salted french butter.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why travel is one of the greatest things ever.


18 Comments

if some fucking place in japan is advertising it, it is a thing you fucking idiot. best thing to come out of there since nintendo.

Comment by andy@cynic

That is a good point. Sadly.

Comment by Rob

and what you mean to say is “free travel” given you never pay a fucking penny for any of it.

Comment by andy@cynic

I thought travel was meant to broaden the mind, not just your waist-line.

I guess I hadn’t appreciated how much your attire precludes you from admission to the vast array of restaurants that provide a selection of bread as standard.

Comment by John

Not the same John. Totally different. Oh yes. Definitely.

Comment by Rob

It’s just a bigger basket. And one that you have to serve yourself.

Comment by John

That bread basket is the colour I imagine the streets of nottingham are.

Comment by DH

doesnt smell like fresh bread. more like a rotting corpse. went there once, the smell is still fucking clinging on to me.

Comment by andy@cynic

The marines aren’t as brave as you.

Comment by DH

Actually Nottingham is quite vibrant … but there is a place in Sydney that resembles that colour, but I’m not about to say because it’s where Jill comes from.

I nickname it ‘Beigeville’. Why she married me is anyones guess.

Comment by Rob

I think Jill is trying to work it out more than anyone.

Comment by Bazza

sorry jill. i think youre fucking nice but you make your bed. you fucking lie in it.

Comment by andy@cynic

French butter is my mistress.

Comment by Pete

I regretted writing that as soon as I saw it posted.

Comment by Pete

is butter your mistress because it is the only way you can get something lubricated. fucking pervert.

Comment by andy@cynic

FTW

Comment by DH

Oh dear Pete.

Comment by Rob

I think they’ll make lots of money if they serve free water.

Comment by Rachel Chew




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