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You’ll be glad that today I won’t be writing about anything plannery.
Nor will I be going on about Queen, Birkenstocks, gadgets or my best friends appendage.
What I will be writing about is something I recently saw in Tokyo.
Specifically THIS something …
What is this not a thing?
Seriously, why isn’t it.
A bread buffet sounds the greatest thing ever … though I must admit it could be superseded by a bread buffet with endless portions of salted french butter.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why travel is one of the greatest things ever.
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if some fucking place in japan is advertising it, it is a thing you fucking idiot. best thing to come out of there since nintendo.
Comment by andy@cynic August 18, 2016 @ 6:27 amThat is a good point. Sadly.
Comment by Rob August 18, 2016 @ 8:03 amand what you mean to say is “free travel” given you never pay a fucking penny for any of it.
Comment by andy@cynic August 18, 2016 @ 6:28 amI thought travel was meant to broaden the mind, not just your waist-line.
I guess I hadn’t appreciated how much your attire precludes you from admission to the vast array of restaurants that provide a selection of bread as standard.
Comment by John August 18, 2016 @ 6:33 amNot the same John. Totally different. Oh yes. Definitely.
Comment by Rob August 18, 2016 @ 8:06 amIt’s just a bigger basket. And one that you have to serve yourself.
Comment by John August 18, 2016 @ 4:21 pmThat bread basket is the colour I imagine the streets of nottingham are.
Comment by DH August 18, 2016 @ 6:36 amdoesnt smell like fresh bread. more like a rotting corpse. went there once, the smell is still fucking clinging on to me.
Comment by andy@cynic August 18, 2016 @ 6:46 amThe marines aren’t as brave as you.
Comment by DH August 18, 2016 @ 6:59 amActually Nottingham is quite vibrant … but there is a place in Sydney that resembles that colour, but I’m not about to say because it’s where Jill comes from.
I nickname it ‘Beigeville’. Why she married me is anyones guess.
Comment by Rob August 18, 2016 @ 8:07 amI think Jill is trying to work it out more than anyone.
Comment by Bazza August 18, 2016 @ 8:18 amsorry jill. i think youre fucking nice but you make your bed. you fucking lie in it.
Comment by andy@cynic August 18, 2016 @ 8:52 amFrench butter is my mistress.
Comment by Pete August 18, 2016 @ 7:29 amI regretted writing that as soon as I saw it posted.
Comment by Pete August 18, 2016 @ 7:30 amis butter your mistress because it is the only way you can get something lubricated. fucking pervert.
Comment by andy@cynic August 18, 2016 @ 7:48 amFTW
Comment by DH August 18, 2016 @ 7:54 amOh dear Pete.
Comment by Rob August 18, 2016 @ 8:07 amI think they’ll make lots of money if they serve free water.
Comment by Rachel Chew August 18, 2016 @ 9:58 pm