The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Again.

I could give you a bunch of excuses.

I could tell you this has nothing to do with me and everything to do with the Government.

I could remind you that you had Easter off and I didn’t.

I could blather on about how I really did think I wasn’t going to have any more holidays for 5 months.

I could go on about how I’ll still have to do some work, even though I’m supposed to be doing nothing.

But it wouldn’t matter.

You’ll still crucify me.

So instead, I’ll just tell you this blog is closed till Monday and let you either:

1. Bitch.

3. Party.

However, before you do that, check this out … not just because it’s something unlike you will have ever seen, but because something tells me that after you’ve seen it, you’ll be too speechless to give me any shit.

Are you OK?

Do you need to sit down?

Do you need a brown paper bag to breathe into?

Well, as much as that will have fucked with your mind, how will you react when I tell you it was made in 2004 … for the Athens Olympics … by Panasonic.

No, I’m not joking.

No, I don’t know why or how either.

And with that news, I’ll let you watch it again and try and work it out.

Bye …

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