The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


I’m Lovin’ It …
June 23, 2011, 6:20 am
Filed under: Comment

Normally I’d write an overlong post somewhat related to an issue I feel is coming out of the photo below.

Of course the reaction I’d get from you lot is:

1/ Ignoring it.
2/ Complaining about it.
3/ Ignoring and complaining about it … and then making totally tangent comments.

However the good news [for you] is that …

1/ I have to catch a plane.
2/ I’m already running late for it.
3/ I’ll be away till next Tuesday.

… so I’ll cut with the waffle and just leave you with the pic.



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away?

afuckingain?

how fucking awesome.

Comment by andy@cynic

You’ll be glad when I’m back because I’ve just ranted like a madman about Cannes … and one winner in particular. From Australia.

See, you’re smiling now aren’t you …

Comment by Rob

grimacing. well see if you deserve any of my fucking teeth to show through when you decide to fuck up dan w pension scheme and write another bollocks post.

Comment by andy@cynic

why the fuck does maccas say breakfast can start at 4am but must fucking end at 11am. who invented that shit?

why 4am? why not 12:00:01am? and which breakfast fucking nazi decided 11am was cutoff time.

i always thought ronald mcfuckingdonald was a stupid fucking clown but hes the breakfast bullying bastard.

wanker.

Comment by andy@cynic

Totally with you on this one Andy.
If I want to lie in til 11.15am on a saturday, is the first thing I eat not my breakfast?!

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Open goal paging Andy.

Comment by john

theres no glory in beating the vulnerable doddsy.

theres fucking fun in it though.

what the fuck are you going on about mortimer.

if you woke up at 6pm and tucked in to a bag of chips and some gravy, would that be your fucking breakfast? sounds a fucking great idea but youd sound a fucking twat. or a student.

Comment by andy@cynic

i want fucking chips and gravy now. fuck.

Comment by andy@cynic

and sarsons. fucking loads of sarsons.

Comment by andy@cynic

Did you get your chips? As Rob would say, that is not a euphemism.

Comment by Pete

I back your point and get ripped for it… Andy is on fire (possibly literally) right now.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

and why cant you get fries without the spotty deliquent moaning like a fucking frenchman if you go in to a mcbreakfastbastard at 7am.

Comment by andy@cynic

That was a great argument to watch.

And you won.

I’m sure making some ‘spotty delinquent’ on minimum wage, put some frozen chips in some hot oil still makes you smile inside.

Comment by Rob

let the little fuckers off and they get too fucking big for their boots later. i saved that little twat a lot of pain later in his life. he should thank me. and pay for my fucking chips.

Comment by andy@cynic

Do your really frequent McDonalds? Is that what you feed your builders? No wonder you’re having ‘difficulties’

Comment by northern

http://i.imgur.com/ExDNe.jpg

Comment by meanwhile@mcdonalds

Best. Post. Ever.

Comment by DH

It rambled on a bit and missed the key insight but it was certainly an improvement.

Comment by john

nice dodds. fucking nice.

Comment by andy@cynic

Just trying to learn from your sunny outlook.

Comment by john

cock.

Comment by andy@cynic

You’re not being very regular with this blog anymore Rob. Thanks.

Comment by Billy Whizz

the drive thru is still open

Comment by peggy

Seems your goal to travel less still has some way to go.

Excellent ranting Andy. Up there with Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

Comment by Pete

up there? fucking up there? cheeky fucker, i piss all over douglas but from what i heard from my indiscreet celebrity snout, he likes that sort of shit. pervert.

Comment by andy@cynic

It’s a zen thing which is why you people reading this blog just don’t fucking get it. You really don’t get it, do you?

Comment by Ciaran McCabe

hello mr piss and vinegar. youve been missed, every other fucker on here is much too fucking nice. yes, im calling you a miserable bastard and thats a compliment.

Comment by andy@cynic

Swearing is the way to his affections Ciaran.

Comment by Rob

Hello Ciaran, how are you?

To be honest, I’m not sure what you’re talking about – but you threw in some swearing so how can I question your brilliance.

That’s what coming from Nottingham does for you.

Can you tell I’m bored?

Comment by Rob

I should point out I didn’t mean I was bored with you Ciaran.

Just in case.

Comment by Rob

living up to your italian heritage again campbell.

Comment by andy@cynic

I believe Ciaran was referring to a business being open and closed simultaneously

Comment by john

by business he might have meant the blog as well, meaning that this is what rob meant. its meta.

Comment by peggy

Funnily enough, I’m feeling like Michael Douglas this week, the minute before he cracked in falling down I mean, not that v neck jumper in Basic Instinct.

Comment by northern

dont worry. its not real. youre just involuntarily enganged in a foo fighters promo. hang in there. will all be over next week.

Comment by peggy

it could be worse northern, you could be the head of media fucking arts.

Comment by andy@cynic

a posting from 3 years ago hey? yes im looking at your old posts, in particular about Singapore.
http://robcampbell.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/a-bunch-of-crap-literally/

Comment by Jacob

It’s recycling, not laziness.

Comment by Rob

This is a blog not one of your presentations. This audience expects more. But it’s not holding its collective breath.

Comment by john

More of course refers to quality not quantity.

Comment by john

What on earth would have given you the impression you’d ever get that on here?

Comment by Rob

What on earth has given you the impression that you’d ever get that on here?

Comment by Rob

My inherently positive outlook.

Comment by john

watch out world, the fucker is back to ruin all our lives tomorrow. run for the fucking hills.

Comment by andy@cynic

and why the fuck are the frogs linking to this site? always knew they had fuck all taste.

Comment by andy@cynic

one could mistake them calling rob the head honcho of tbwa sg lol

Comment by peggy

They said he was the head of tbwa singapore too.

Comment by rafik

i should’ve read peggy’s comment

Comment by rafik

thick frog fucks.

Comment by andy@cynic

It seems like cutting-edge thinking to them.

Comment by john

disruptive like the cutting edge of a knife

Comment by peggy




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