The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Evil Genius …
April 9, 2010, 5:57 am
Filed under: Comment

Photo: From Defective Yeti & Matthew Baldwin


21 Comments

you cant fool me campbell, thats rosie after youve painted her or more fucking likely after shes painted herself to get the fuck away from your clutches.

its like a cat version of that julia roberts “sleeping with the enemy” movie except this would be “patted by the twat”.

Comment by andy@cynic

reminds of that story John Steele wrote about the hooker who posted pics in phoneboots and underneath wrote “real tits”….

Comment by niko

a poster of the fucking smurfs would remind you of some sex related anecdote which is half the fucking reason i like you.

Comment by andy@cynic

I wish I didn’t find “Patted by The Twat” so funny but I do. Bugger.

Comment by Rob

It feels like an Andrew ad.

Comment by Lee Hill

Andy doesn’t have the patience to write that much copy. Ha!

Comment by Rob

“will anyone who sees this cat please ask him to return my car keys that he took on Thursday”

Comment by Chris

This is offensive to cat lovers and as such I don’t find this very amusing.

Comment by northern

is northern the gayest northern hard bastard in the north?

does dolly big tits parton sleep on her back.

Comment by andy@cynic

Do you think I was being serious? Irony doesn’t translate well online.
My cat tore one of my slippers to death last week, I’d be pleased to see the back of her.
And why is is OK to abuse someone who gets on their high hore about animals, but not when it’s women – as in the very good BMW ad.
Give me more credit Boucher.

Comment by northern

you had a chance till you reminded me you wear fucking slippers.

and i had a go at the do gooding fuckers who slagged off that bmw ad. im an equal opportunity bastard dont you fucking realise that by now.

underneath it all youre alright northern.

for a slipper wearing gay northern.

got to get ready for gay midlanders impending visit. twice in 1 week, fat gore will be going off his fat fucking rocker.

Comment by andy@cynic

whats a high hore northern?

do you mean a tall tart and if you do why the fuck do you get on her when you talk about animals? do they have to be tall animals as well? giraffes for instance? is david attenborough a porn director in your eyes? and i thought campbells missus was understanding about his ladies of the night obsession, mrs northern is fucking amazing.

Comment by andy@cynic

I don’t wear bloody slippers now do I?
And if my Freudian slip of the keyboard shows what I frightening man I really man I hope you’ve taken note.

Comment by northern

“what I frightening man I really man”

i rest my fucking case.

the only man you can scare mr northern one foot slipper wearer, is an english grammar teacher who has a touch typing class on the side to earn an extra quid.

no need to respond, i can guess what youll say, “im harder with you” or some other typing mistake. typing mistake my fucking arse.

Comment by andy@cynic

I’m too busy to check my spelling, or to respond to this level of abuse, which is lucky for you

Comment by northern

ive had a lucky fucking escape there, now if only it extended to stopping campbells trip. karmas a bitch.

Comment by andy@cynic

Boom. This posts just been nicked.

Comment by asen

Nicked? I’d pay you to take it.

Comment by Rob

Fork it out then, old man.

Comment by asen

Where do I send my $1 too?

That’s one Hong Kong dollar.

Comment by Rob

17 Canonbury Place, London N1 2NN. Thanks.

Comment by asen




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