The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

dont give me that semantic shit chris, who the fuck cares, its toilet humour and thats always cheap and cheerful so are you in or out?

what the fuck are you getting all flustered for george? dont you want to help your friend out? some mate you are.

@andy@cynic we’re not friends yet because I’m new here but glad we’re friends now – I have a google alert set up for ‘Frequent trips to the toilet’ – you wouldn’t believe the amount of friends I’ve met that way – great to be part of the ‘gang’

excefuckinglent.

ill make sure you get the best fucking value out of your h2o mask then.

I’m with team Andy which means I’m in and hope it’s not some insipid planner idea of fun.

Good news Robert, a friend of Sarah’s who doesn’t know I work with you emailed this post to her saying how fun it sounded. What have you started?

Incongruous items show up in our bathroom already. Like random free deodorant samples.
Not sure how well the Japanese ladies would take a joke, but it would sure be fun to find out.

It’s very nice to have some new people on here (hello all) but where the helll have all the mischievious people gone? We’re suppose to be in the wild and wacky world of advertising, not the pompous and professional black hole of accountancy.

Naturally I will get involved

if you want to put agent orange in your old distruption crapper northern, we will allow it even if i havent the faintest fucking idea what campbell has in mind but im guessing hes more likely to want people to put a fucking orange fruit in office shitters than some banned chemical weapon. hes so fucking square.

youll be suggesting fucking piss crossovers next will.

Wee crossovers? A new low/high in blog post tangents.

Thanks to all who have said yes on here and via email and [weirdly] SMS. More info will be coming in the next few weeks.

You do toilets?

I know what you mean but it sounds soooooooooooooooooo wrong.

And this is not an attempt to shift you from your ‘throne’ [hahah!], it’s a genuine experiment we want to do to help us get a bit of insight into how people react when they are either confused or socially embarassed.

Then the loo is back to you. Fair?

PS: That “the loo is back to you” was not supposed to rhyme!

Talk to the hand. 🙂

Actually better still, talk to the computer and write your comment on yesterday’s post, I want to hear your view.

Right, I’m off to do my bloody concall [yes, at one fucking A.M.] and then to bed as I have another horrid, stinking plane to catch in a few hours.

Ta-ra.

Is that true NP … did they really get pissy at internal disruption?

Mind you I don’t know why I’m surprised, a very senior guy at BBH told me the problem they have is that underneath it all, they don’t actually like black sheep that much … but at least their output is consistently high, driven by quality talent, thinking and attitude.

God we’re the most hypocritical industry – which leads me to this:

http://www.samismail.com/blog/2010/03/introducing-the-adpolice.html

i have also worked in loos.

And I may not have worked in loos … but as a man, I’ve spent an inordinate amount of time in them, ha!

[PS: You know the comment above was being cheeky don’t you … don’t want you thinking I’m a patronising bastard, I’m only like that to clients, ha]