A Message From Keanu Reeves …
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August 7, 2008, 3:56 pm
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If the video below doesn’t work [read: impending legal injuction] click here.
The link Keanu mentioned is here.
Lets all hope his flu gets better soon – it seems to have really affected his voice and he’s looking a bit washed out.
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Dogstar. Dogstar. Dogstar.
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 7, 2008 @ 4:13 pmBusy?
Comment by Lee Hill August 7, 2008 @ 4:25 pmI am so miserable today (I’m wearing as suit). This does not help.
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 4:27 pmActually I am busy Lee … I’m doing your presentation … though I’m tempted to turn it into a video presentation because as you can see, I am an incredibly talented film maker.
And Marcus, are you wearing A FUCKING SUIT because your ‘optimism’ stance has died?
Comment by Rob August 7, 2008 @ 4:37 pmA definite Eureka moment. This insight-filled video has made the scales fall from my eyes. Your geogrpahical distance from the creative departement now makes complete sense to me.
Comment by John August 7, 2008 @ 4:45 pmyou want to see where my optimism has landed. In a fucking suit in the fucking shed:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/28422073@N03/2740273543/
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 4:49 pmNo thank you Robert.
Comment by Lee Hill August 7, 2008 @ 4:54 pmI was thinking the same thing John – well, not about the creative department but the fact your geographical distance from Emah makes sense as well.
And Marcus WHAT IS GOING ON!???
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 4:58 pmYour loss Lee 🙂
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 4:58 pmGive my regards to Silvio, Big Pussy and the rest of the Badda Bing, Mr Brown
Comment by n to the h August 7, 2008 @ 4:59 pmThat shed is empty Marcus. What have you done with all the middle managers?
Comment by John August 7, 2008 @ 5:06 pmWhy do you look like Cleo Lane – but with better skin and slightly less makeup?
http://www.quarternotes.com/Buttons/Cleod.jpg
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 5:08 pmfuck you.
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 5:09 pmHahahahahaha …
And that is the fanciest pants shed I’ve ever seen in my life. And to think I felt sorry for you. Those Germans sure know how to make a good shed … it even has bloody power, glass and computers … mine has woodworm, a wheelbarrow and some rusty tools.
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 5:11 pmyou wanna move in google boy?
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 5:17 pmDo you mean in the shed or are you making an of offer better suited to George Michael? 🙂
Comment by Rob August 7, 2008 @ 5:19 pmLets not lose sight of the real point here: Keanu Reeves makes Sly Stallone look like Laurence Olivier.
Comment by Rob Mortimer August 7, 2008 @ 5:23 pmno Mr. Mortimer, the real issue here is that Campbell is a google boy.
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 5:26 pmNo, I think the real issue is YOU’RE WEARING A SUIT!
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 5:46 pmah, yes. I that IS an issue. God I’m miserable.
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 5:49 pmAnd for your information, I’m not a Google boy – I have now been labelled a google ‘consultant’ which has pleased George and Andy no end.
But I’m wiping the smiles off their faces by spending my time writing this blog rather than sorting out the new venture I was sent to organise. I’m dead tough me.
Now … WHY ARE YOU IN A SUIT????
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 5:54 pmI’m representing the shed at a very important meeting. I have been informed (ordered) that I should smarten myself up, and NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES wear my “Fuck Authority” T-Shirt.
It’s just a shed. I really don’t know what all the fuss is about.
Hence…. misery.
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 5:59 pmYou are representing the shed?
Not people or a department – the shed?
You could be the Koffi Annan of tree based buildings – or in the German sheds – the Koffi Annan of once ‘tree based’ buildings.
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 6:07 pmListen, I get to represent a good old honest shed. That’s honest work that is. Not like you google boys, oh no. Just look what’s happened to you Campbell. Moaning about colour for fuck’s sake.
No, shed work is honest work.
And by the way – the Euro 2008 is long gone – AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 6:12 pmYes I know what you mean Mr Brown – but you obviously don’t read my comments closely enough!
Look 4-up.
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 6:19 pmif you are, where I think you are, I will be VERY VERY angry.
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 6:23 pmNo Marcus, I’m not … I’m trying to sort things out with another organisation before I can even think about going there. Stop being grumpy, I know you’re pissed off with having to wear a suit, but there’s no need to take it out on me 🙂
Oh, and your post about Obama is brilliant – and while I understand your cynicism [he is a politician afterall] he is offering something that Governments should always make sure their people have … but get blinded by lobby groups, greed and ignorance.
http://robcampbell.wordpress.com/2008/04/14/it-shouldnt-hurt-so-much-but-it-does/
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 6:32 pmI’m off to represent the shed now. Ta-ra.
PS. (Boucher finally gets his fat backside out of bed) before you say anything… you can fuck off too.
🙂
Comment by Marcus August 7, 2008 @ 6:41 pmGo do the shed proud mate … and don’t worry about Boucher [or Bocher as you call him] he’s on a shoot – which I’m assuming is a television commercial rather than some hunting expedition!
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 6:47 pmLadies and gentlemen, it’s been lots of fun but I am off to go and do some real work [not that blogging isn’t real work, oh no] before certain people have a hissy fit – so have a top day/night and see you soon.
Comment by Robert August 7, 2008 @ 6:51 pmits my turn to agree with lee. what the fuck do you think youre doing campbell? have you completely lost your tiny mind? dont EVER pull a stunt like that again. see what youve made me do, ive not used capitals since 1987. you fucker, you fucking fucker. now do the work we pay you for and dont fuck anything else up
Comment by andy@cynic August 7, 2008 @ 8:17 pmif the shoot fucks up its your fucking fault. stick to powerpoint shit or whatever it is you do which by todays output looks like nothing except video blog crapola
Comment by andy@cynic August 7, 2008 @ 8:20 pmFirst Age, then me … who got out/went in the bed the wrong side this morning/last night?
Anyway Andy – blame Paris bloody Hilton, or even John whatshisname – I am simply responding to their acts of stupidity. I reckon the reason you are grumpy is because you think I’m kind-of defending Paris Hilton – but surely you know there’s no way I’d ever do that after the Guess fiasco and besides, it wasn’t me, it was Keanu with a throat infection.
I’ll call you later and don’t shout at any of the crew! 🙂
Comment by Rob August 7, 2008 @ 8:41 pmI don’t mind when Andy gets mad Rob. In fact, many mornings I look forward to logging on to this blog in hope of reading some venomous Andy gold.
Comment by Age August 8, 2008 @ 7:05 amthat might explain why youre single you fucking freak, lol
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2008 @ 7:13 amfucken hell, harsh!
Comment by Age August 8, 2008 @ 8:10 amYou did say you liked it Age 🙂
Comment by Robert August 8, 2008 @ 8:36 amThat’s fine, i’ll just know better than to pay that fat fucker a compliment ever again! >:)
Comment by Age August 8, 2008 @ 9:29 amCompliments are insults to him … 🙂
Comment by Rob August 8, 2008 @ 10:56 amI wrote a story for Dogstar and Keanu, but no one will get in touch with Keanu Reeves. Erwin Stoff won’t give him the message.animalover4@comcast.net
Comment by Suzanne-LaRosa-Herlihy June 21, 2009 @ 7:31 pmHappy Birthday my little dumpling! Happy 45th
Comment by Suzanne LaRosa-herlihy September 2, 2009 @ 7:02 pmKeanu,
did you want to talk to me?
animalover4@comcast.net