The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


It’s A Sign …
April 2, 2007, 9:34 am
Filed under: Comment

So yes, it’s a 4 day week this week which should me and everyone else, rather happy … however only a few hours in and things are already starting to look pretty bad for me…

1 Only had 3 hours sleep – which is my own fault for basically deciding to piss about all weekend and only start to write it at 1am. Monday morning.

Woke up with a bloody stiff neck.My bloody iPOD clock radio thing went abit weird – AFTER LESS THAN 2 MONTHS! [but then, on Saturday, so did my iPOD]

The taxi driver took the longest way EVER to work this morning.

5 Andy rang me pissed out of his head when in less that 48 hours, it’s ‘Phase II’ of potentially the biggest pitch of our lives.

6 When I was paying for my coffee, I accidentally put the money in the ‘tip jar’ meaning I had the most expensive coffee in Singapore. Ever.

7 Following on from finding elements of Singapore scary, I came across this in the paper …

[Yes, a bloody ‘how to laugh’ seminar! For fucks sake …]

8 Our security system was changed over the weekend and I had left my new ‘entry card’ in my office desk.

9 My laptop is having abit of a mid-life crisis because it takes about 4 attempts before it finally boots up.

10 I had 1842 emails of which FOUR were not porn or trying to flog me a ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ investment opportunity.

Ten negative events AND IT’S ONLY 9:30am.

Jesus, all I need is to walk under a ladder, break a mirror and have a black cat get killed infront of me and I have the whole bloody set of ‘bad luck signs’.

I’m doomed … doomed I tell you.


7 Comments

so if it all fucks up, we can blame you. thanks.

Comment by andy@cynic

i don’t know if this makes it better or worse, but it’s full moon. hope your day gets better. at least it only lasts 24 hours.

Comment by lauren

1. Doh.

3. Should I mention you missed out three, so although thats now only 9 things; the fact you missed it could actually be number 3.

5. Maybe he is preparing mentally?

6. I once posted a letter in a bin whilst not paying attention!

7. Thats plain weird

10. I hate spam.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Great, so now you highlight I can’t even count.

LIFE IS OUT TO GET ME … GET ME, DO YOU HEAR?

Comment by Rob

Sounds like you fell out of the wrong side of bed and onto the bedside table…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

can i suggest?… http://www.cafepress.com/italianthings.120670092

Comment by Age

Wrong side of bed … it’s not getting into bed that caused it all, ha!

Comment by Rob




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