The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

It’s A Sign …

So yes, it’s a 4 day week this week which should me and everyone else, rather happy … however only a few hours in and things are already starting to look pretty bad for me…

1 Only had 3 hours sleep – which is my own fault for basically deciding to piss about all weekend and only start to write it at 1am. Monday morning.

2 Woke up with a bloody stiff neck.3 My bloody iPOD clock radio thing went abit weird – AFTER LESS THAN 2 MONTHS! [but then, on Saturday, so did my iPOD]

4 The taxi driver took the longest way EVER to work this morning.

5 Andy rang me pissed out of his head when in less that 48 hours, it’s ‘Phase II’ of potentially the biggest pitch of our lives.

6 When I was paying for my coffee, I accidentally put the money in the ‘tip jar’ meaning I had the most expensive coffee in Singapore. Ever.

7 Following on from finding elements of Singapore scary, I came across this in the paper …

[Yes, a bloody ‘how to laugh’ seminar! For fucks sake …]

8 Our security system was changed over the weekend and I had left my new ‘entry card’ in my office desk.

9 My laptop is having abit of a mid-life crisis because it takes about 4 attempts before it finally boots up.

10 I had 1842 emails of which FOUR were not porn or trying to flog me a ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ investment opportunity.

Ten negative events AND IT’S ONLY 9:30am.

Jesus, all I need is to walk under a ladder, break a mirror and have a black cat get killed infront of me and I have the whole bloody set of ‘bad luck signs’.

I’m doomed … doomed I tell you.

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