Love Is …
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… that moment you wake up and – thanks to Facebook’s “memories” feature – realise it’s your wedding anniversary, so desperately look around the house for a card and find one Otis bought for a friend.
And they say romance is dead.
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Jill is so lucky.
Comment by Bazza October 7, 2019 @ 6:24 amI tell her that every day.
Comment by Rob October 7, 2019 @ 10:05 amIt still hasn’t worked.
if she was smart she would be getting a card from a divorce attorney but she seems to really fucking love you. fucking madness.
Comment by andy@cynic October 7, 2019 @ 6:41 pmGood card. Just not for wives.
Comment by George October 7, 2019 @ 6:47 amUnless you want them to be ex-wives.
Comment by Bazza October 7, 2019 @ 6:54 amI hope you made it up to her Robert. She deserves plenty.
Comment by Lee Hill October 7, 2019 @ 7:19 amthere isnt enough fucking money in the world to make it up to her.
Comment by andy@cynic October 7, 2019 @ 6:41 pmThat would be the first facebook ad I would believe.
Comment by Pete October 7, 2019 @ 7:47 amOnce my wife badly needed a gift bag for an event she was attending. We used a plastic bag that the dentist had given me with complimentary post-checkup dental swag. It had a picture of a dinosaur on it.
Comment by Alien Resort October 7, 2019 @ 11:12 am