Money Makes You Badass …
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A long held belief is that money makes you more attractive.
Not because you can afford cosmetic surgery, but because for some people, the prospect of wealth makes you look past the outer ugliness of the person who currently has it.
Well I recently saw a photo of Jeff Bezos and he proves wealth doesn’t just make you better looking, it makes you The Terminator.
I’m now going to spend the week trying to ignore the fact I look more like Jeff the book seller.
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i preferred this blog when you were away on fucking mondays.
Comment by andy@cynic October 9, 2017 @ 6:20 am+1
Comment by DH October 9, 2017 @ 6:31 amhow the fuck did bezos get any funding in 1998?
Comment by andy@cynic October 9, 2017 @ 6:20 amBecause the first VC he visited was called “cat ladies” then he went to “vicars tea party”. He was a slam dunk.
Comment by DH October 9, 2017 @ 6:32 amare you fucking drunk?
Comment by andy@cynic October 9, 2017 @ 7:26 amHis 2017 look makes his Whole Foods buy look even stranger now.
Comment by DH October 9, 2017 @ 6:33 amAs opposed to buying some ‘bulk up, gym junkie, shake company’ you mean?
Comment by Rob October 9, 2017 @ 7:55 amBet he’s banging chicks like Weinstein.
Comment by Billy Whizz October 9, 2017 @ 6:47 amI admire your topicality. Your sensitivity? Not so much …
Comment by Rob October 9, 2017 @ 7:56 amLook in the mirror Campbell.
Comment by Billy Whizz October 9, 2017 @ 8:15 amHe was already a billionaire in 1998 so I’m afraid this post is a return to form.
Comment by John October 9, 2017 @ 7:04 amwhen the fuck has it not been a return to form?
Comment by andy@cynic October 9, 2017 @ 7:26 amLast Monday.
Comment by John October 9, 2017 @ 7:29 amyou mean the day he went on a fucking all expenses trip and claimed it was for work?
Comment by andy@cynic October 9, 2017 @ 7:49 amBrilliant.
Comment by Pete October 9, 2017 @ 7:52 ami know i am now tell me something i dont fucking know.
Comment by andy@cynic October 9, 2017 @ 7:54 amThe photo reminds me of the before/after photographs that appear in late night US infomercials.
Comment by Lee Hill October 9, 2017 @ 8:58 pmLove the header *roars*.
Comment by Charles Frith October 9, 2017 @ 10:40 pm[…] Remember last month I showed that photo of the Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and his metamorphosis from nerd in 1998 to Terminator in 2017? […]
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