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The Last Day Of Single Digits …
May 2, 2016, 6:25 am
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You might be wondering what the title of this post means.

OK, you’re probably not, in fact I’d go as far as to say you probably don’t care … which is good, because I’m not going to tell you.

All will be revealed tomorrow.

Alright, I accept that’s hardly making you a quiver with anticipation, but humour me a little bit.

Please?

Pretty please?

Oh screw you … I’ll just let you know it’s ANOTHER PUBLIC HOLIDAY IN CHINA today so I’m not at work. I know … again! God bless communism.

That will teach you for not humouring me.

And with that, I’ll leave you with a little video clip to watch … it’s very apt for tomorrow’s news and especially apt for a Monday morning.


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another day off? really? i want to be fucking sick.

Comment by andy@cynic

does the last day of single digits mean today pushes you to 10 fucking years of paid leave that youve swindled from every fucking company youve ever “worked” at. dick.

Comment by andy@cynic

Single middle digit would be my guess. He’s giving up his negativity and following the path of positivity.

Comment by John

Surely he achieved that years ago.

Comment by Bazza

The royals get less holidays then you.

Comment by DH

Looks like a planning conference to me.

Comment by John

I think the point of the video is you’re admitting you’re always the bad friend.

Comment by Bazza

FTW.

Comment by DH

most insightful shit youve ever said. that video is so fucking campbell i can hear the fuckers cackle as i watch friendships being destroyed for the sake of a fucking shit little laugh.

Comment by andy@cynic

Your mental age turns 10?

Comment by Billy Whizz

I can tell you’re all sooooooo excited. Ahem.

Comment by Rob

This is a worst clickbait than the Huff Post! Tell us the truth!

Comment by Luca

bet this is a bigger fucking anticlimax than jills wedding night.

Comment by andy@cynic




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