Like most countries, China has a bunch of talent shows.
One, is basically their version of ‘Britain’s Got Talent’.
Now while these programs attract all manner of ‘acts’, it’s kind-of reassuring to know that China’s version has ‘performers’ that take things to a whole different level.
Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Cop a load of this:
I honestly don’t know what I like most.
The little girl who is making the animals sleep.
The judges endless stream of exaggerated faces.
Or the elegant models who are just there to lift a lid.
It’s madness. Sheer, brilliant madness.
It’s basically a perfect metaphor for this country.
Crazy. Elegant. Charming. Confused. Cute. Filial. Weird. Replication of anothers success.
Mind you, if anyone knows that little girls number, I wouldn’t mind seeing if see can make her trick work on Otis.
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what the fuck was that?
Comment by andy@cynic September 8, 2015 @ 6:28 amMy life.
Comment by Rob September 8, 2015 @ 8:00 amNot much work, a cute kid, some animals, hot chicks and a crowd of idiots letting you think what you do is talent. Yeah, your life.
Comment by Billy Whizz September 8, 2015 @ 9:29 amno fucking wonder their economy is tanking. that little fuck has put everuone in commie central to sleep.
Comment by andy@cynic September 8, 2015 @ 6:29 amFrom showing off all their nuclear weapons to this. Bet the worlds military experts are freaking out with confusion.
Comment by DH September 8, 2015 @ 6:35 amis otis keeping you awake at night? good fucking work otis. i knew i could rely on you.
Comment by andy@cynic September 8, 2015 @ 6:30 amHe has a cold. It’s worse than being held in Guantanmo Bay and being tortured for secrets. Then I think what you went through with Bonnie and I realise I need to shut up and just ask how the hell you managed to get through it all.
Comment by Rob September 8, 2015 @ 8:02 ami fucking dont know either campbell. shes fucking tougher than every fucking superhero and action hero ever fabricated.
Comment by andy@cynic September 8, 2015 @ 11:05 pmThat is the truth.
Comment by George September 8, 2015 @ 11:20 pmI like how the producer cuts away from the sleeping animal to whichever judge they think looks like that animal. Frog judge has a particularly strong resemblance.
Comment by DH September 8, 2015 @ 6:33 amWho knew sleeping animals could make such dramatic television.
Comment by Lee Hill September 8, 2015 @ 6:44 amThis helps explain why you feel so at home there Robert. The whole range of crazy.
Comment by George September 8, 2015 @ 6:46 ammatch made in fucking heaven.
Comment by andy@cynic September 8, 2015 @ 7:00 amChina’s version of Dr Doolittle is impressive.
Comment by Pete September 8, 2015 @ 7:12 amMore like the perfect metaphor for this blog.
Comment by John September 8, 2015 @ 7:20 amExcept Campbell looks like the frog rather than the little girl. Behaves like her though.
Comment by DH September 8, 2015 @ 7:31 amOver-tolerated performer who makes a huge meal of everything, succeeds only in putting everyone to sleep and nobody can make any sense of the whole event.
Comment by John September 8, 2015 @ 7:35 amYou’re in a different league.
Comment by DH September 8, 2015 @ 7:44 amAnd not in the way Forest are.
Comment by John September 8, 2015 @ 7:50 amForest could come good. Oh yes. Maybe. OK, not a chance.
Comment by Rob September 8, 2015 @ 8:02 amonly if they fucking change their name to chelsea you delusional tool.
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