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I know Mr Robot Voice is smart.
I know he’s smarter than 10 million versions of me.
He’s probably even smarter than John Dodds.
Maybe.
But is he as smart as Sebastian Schmeig?
Who is Sebastian?
No, it’s not the same Seb that – along with Marcus – used to represent the German contingent that shouted abuse at me on this blog.
Sebastian is a man who can basically explain the history of mankind – from big bang to Lindsey Lohan breakdown – in 4 mins 21″.
FOUR MINUTES TWENTY ONE SECONDS.
I know planners who take that long just to tell you their quadruple-barrelled name.
OK, so there’s a bit more to the story than that – and you can read it here – but if you’re more Playboy reader than Times reader and just want to look at the pictures, then check out his video of total, mental, evolutionary, trippy awesomeness.
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That is ridiculous. The video and the post.
Comment by Pete February 27, 2012 @ 6:38 amyou watched it? fucking hell pete, youll be telling me you never fucking fiddles your expenses next.
Comment by andy@cynic February 27, 2012 @ 7:59 amIt’s impressive but not that impressive. If you showed all the photos you’ve taken from google images for your presentations, it would easily match this.
Nice attack on robo-voice. Nice to see your empathy gene is still in good working order.
Comment by DH February 27, 2012 @ 6:46 amgood fucking point dave. the way he snubs his big fat fucking nose at copyright makes the chinese look like model fucking citizens.
Comment by andy@cynic February 27, 2012 @ 8:02 amOh yes, you were innocent weren’t you. Don’t tell me, I ‘made’ you do it.
Comment by Rob February 27, 2012 @ 8:22 amGetty images must be happy now Campbell’s switched to stealing off google. Bet George is pissed though.
Comment by Billy Whizz February 27, 2012 @ 6:58 amWhich agency got in trouble with getty after they gave a Rob style presentation and some getty exec was in the audience?
Comment by Billy Whizz February 27, 2012 @ 6:59 amWhatif I think.
Comment by Pete February 27, 2012 @ 7:01 amThe hippies. Excellent.
Comment by DH February 27, 2012 @ 7:09 amno fucking wonder we didnt sell to them. couldnt handle all that “pretend youre a tree” bollocks. the happy boys were bad enough but i draw the fucking line at interpretive idea generation,
Comment by andy@cynic February 27, 2012 @ 8:04 amGold.
Comment by Billy Whizz February 27, 2012 @ 8:19 amYes, it was WhatIf … and it was all Cass’ s fault.
The good news for us was that they blamed it on his Scouser roots, not his time working for us.
Comment by Rob February 27, 2012 @ 8:23 amSo you’re admitting you’re a Schmeig-head?
Comment by John February 27, 2012 @ 7:30 amsmeg fucking head more like.
Comment by andy@cynic February 27, 2012 @ 7:56 amI literally haven’t heard ‘smeg head’ for about 20 years. You should have put that comment on my ‘what does Friday mean’ reminiscing post, it would have been perfect there.
Comment by Rob February 27, 2012 @ 8:24 amMy first creative review.
Comment by John February 27, 2012 @ 8:29 amits a fucking good comment wherever i fucking put it.
Comment by andy@cynic February 27, 2012 @ 8:29 amdont you know campbell picking on the everything impaired is like smacking kermit the fucking frog in the bollocks? you sick, wonderful, evil bastard.
Comment by andy@cynic February 27, 2012 @ 7:58 amLindsay Lohan’s breakdown is just a theory.
Comment by John February 27, 2012 @ 8:23 amNot if you saw her photos over the weekend it isn’t.
Comment by Rob February 27, 2012 @ 8:24 amgroupie freak sad bastard.
Comment by andy@cynic February 27, 2012 @ 8:30 amI’ve never seen any photos of her, it was a creationist gag.
Comment by John February 27, 2012 @ 8:33 amOh for God’s sake Dodd’s, this is not the forum for intellectual humour
Comment by northern February 27, 2012 @ 6:52 pmIntellectual. Or humour.
Comment by Rob February 27, 2012 @ 6:58 pmStill representing.
Comment by Marcus February 27, 2012 @ 4:07 pmwatched the video. its no fucking youporn is it.
Comment by andy@cynic February 27, 2012 @ 10:35 pm