The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

As Found On My Computer When I Came Into The Office This Morning And Sat Down At My Desk …
February 11, 2012, 2:16 pm
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Maybe Toy Story is real and inanimate objects really do come to life when everyone is away [even though these are performing some sort of cheap ‘Toys Gone Wild’ show, rather than something ‘kid-friendly’] or someone is taking the proverbial piss.


Maybe if you didn’t clutter your desk with childish shit, it wouldn’t happen. Just saying.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Is it to keep the kids happy?

Comment by Billy Whizz

More like to keep them out of your perverted little hands Billy.

Comment by Rob

If you think you might have talent as a stop motion animator, or even with telling visual stories, I just have to enlighten you:

You don’t.

Comment by Alex Weltlinger (@alexweltlinger)

You need to address that to whoever did it Alex … not me … but for the record, I wholeheartedly agree with you.

Comment by Rob

you fucking sad bastard pathetic little child.

Comment by andy@cynic

Stop pissing your money away on toys. Your office looks like a shit house. Is the ceiling actually made from old cardboard boxes? Oh wait a minute… Those are the boxes your toys came in. Clever… Now do some fucking work.
Cheers/George “AdScam” The Prince!

Comment by George Parker

weve been waiting for him to do some fucking work since 1984.

Comment by andy@cynic

the black pig looks interesting

Comment by toto

Point taken George … though just to clarify, I didn’t “buy” those toys, the shit I buy is far more interesting. Still pointless and of no purpose whatsoever, but more interesting.

Comment by Rob

you didnt buy that shit? its got “campbell” written all over the fucking stuff. or are you going to blame jill? again? what sort of fucking man are you campbell. oh yes, an italian. says it fucking all.

Comment by andy@cynic

You don’t half get some stroppy fucking people on your blog. Not like “AdScam” Everyone on there is a Toff. And I, of course, am a fucking Prince. Plus… On Friday’s you get Kate, often naked… And on Wednesday, there’s Hitler. What a great fucking blog… He said modestly.

Comment by George MadMan Parker

youd be fucking stroppy if you had to visit this fucking shithole every fucking day too george.

Comment by andy@cynic

Bored by any chance Rob?

Comment by DH

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