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So it’s nearly Christmas … a time where happiness and positivity should be in the ascendance … but given my good friend Dubes is leaving W+K, China and the entire ad industry, you’ll understand why I might not be overcome with Christmas cheer.
I’ve known Dubes for 18 months and in that time, he’s made a massive impression on me.
Not just because he’s smart, decent, funny and kind … but because he’s got me out of the shit too many times to mention plus – and it’s a big plus – he’s not smashed me in the face when I’ve continually – and purposefully – dropped him in the shit.
From helping me retrieve my laptop from the back of an unlicensed cab in a Chinese city we’d just arrived in … to making me laugh when a client has given me a deadline that is basically a declaration of war … to helping me cut out 1500 pictures from a bunch of magazines in 3 hours [don’t ask], Dubes has been there – always calm, always supportive, always smart.
And how have I repaid his friendship and loyalty?
By being a petty, childish and downright immature piece of bastardness.
From making public announcements about the frequency of his toilet visits [which is a lot. A hell of a lot!] … to drawing the most unflattering portrait of him ever seen in history [see above] then plastering photocopies of them in every nook and cranny possible [and I mean ‘every nook and cranny’] … to sending him some ‘Eat Shit’ cupcakes when we were going through a particularly ‘pressured time’ … to about ten million other things … and yet through all of these nightmares, he has remained a solid, decent, stand-up, top guy.
What an idiot.
However, just as people might start to question his sanity, he has made a decision that shows he’s still got it.
Despite loving working at W+K and NIKE – both in Portland and Shanghai – he’s decided adland hasn’t got the substance he is looking for in his life, so he’s giving it all up to go and work in Hollywood.
HOLLYWOOD!
We’re convinced this is all code for ‘fluffing’ in some cheap porn movie, but he’s claiming it’s for something that won’t leave such a nasty taste in his mouth [boom tish] … so after the longest leaving period in the history of mankind, our lovely Dubes is buggering off to start the next chapter of his lifes adventure.
I will miss him.
I will miss him a lot.
And yet, while I am very sad he’s going, I am also incredibly proud of him.
It takes a strong man to decide to turn his back on his career – especially a career at one of the best agencies in the World and one of the best accounts in the World – but that’s what he’s done because his strength comes from his fantastic principals, values and beliefs which is why I know that whatever he does, he’ll be very successful at it and why I know anyone who works with him, will be better – both personally and professionally – for the experience.
It’s also why I am genuinely honoured to call him a friend – even if he would rather I didn’t.
Dubes, thank you for everything – you’ve done more for me than you’ll ever know and I can tell you it’s been a distinct privilege for me to know you and work with you and I wish you nothing but the best for everything in your life and I hope I will still be able to share in it in some way, even if that’s just still being an annoying shit.
Right enough of the nice stuff … fuck off and go knock ’em dead.
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It’s good to know you’re still as professional and teamwork orientated as I remember you to be Robert.
Strip away the history of abuse you put poor Dubes through and you see how much you care about this guy. I doubt he’ll see it the same way but he should know a post like this is like winning an oscar, so he can go to Hollywood having already achieved what most can only dream about.
You’re a softy Robert. A bit of a bastard softy, but a softy.
Comment by Pete December 16, 2011 @ 6:34 amI am – and have always been – the epitome of professionalism, at least by how Roger Mellie [the man on the Telly] defines it in his personal dictionary.
http://tinyurl.com/8gctrk
Comment by Rob December 16, 2011 @ 8:15 amI’ve learnt something new about you today Rob.
You’re a better art director than you are planner.
Comment by Billy Whizz December 16, 2011 @ 6:40 amAnd you’re a better comedian than you are a human being.
Comment by Rob December 16, 2011 @ 8:15 amgay.
again.
why dont you call yourself freddie fucking mercury and be done with it.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 6:53 ami had to put up with this shit for fucking years so all you bastards that think im a loud mouthed swearing fucker, apologise because im a fucking abuse victim.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 6:54 ambut its good when he does it to someone else. its fucking brilliant.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 6:55 amand its even fucking better when some other sucker is footing his outfuckingrageous salary while he abuses, sends offensive cakes, makes fucking collages and pretty much nothing fucking else. thanks dan, youre the fucking man.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 6:56 amI knew you’d like that. Consider it my Christmas / Baby Shower present to you.
Comment by Rob December 16, 2011 @ 8:16 amtight fucking bastard. after all the cash you blew and won in vegas? cough up or ill get the hitman back out.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 8:56 amWonder if Rob has considered he’s the reason the guy I leaving China and advertising and the only reason he’s chosen Hollywood is because he knows there’s no chance of you ever working there? Just saying.
Comment by DH December 16, 2011 @ 7:03 amgood fucking point dave but theres still a fucking risk because campbells the fucking luckiest man in the world. only suicide or an overpriced wooden shack in vancouver is option. might sound harsh but theyre worth it when you think of the fucking alternative.
well thats what i keep trying to fucking tell myself.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 7:08 amConsidered? I’ve known that from the day he announced he was leaving!
Comment by Rob December 16, 2011 @ 8:17 amThis is more than I ever got an I’ve known Robert 15 years.
Comment by George December 16, 2011 @ 7:53 ambut rob fucking hated you.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 7:55 amI don’t hate you George. Dislike maybe, but never hate.
Comment by Rob December 16, 2011 @ 8:17 amThanks for clarifying Robert. I loathe you.
Comment by George December 16, 2011 @ 8:22 amgood fucking work auntie. kick him. kick the fucker hard.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 8:53 amI was being polite. I despise you really.
Comment by Rob December 16, 2011 @ 10:51 amNice.
Comment by TSK December 16, 2011 @ 8:43 amnice? fucking nice? i hope you mean the “eat shit” cupcakes because thats the only thing that merits even a consideration of that word.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 8:54 amA very nice post Robert. Dubes must be a saint.
Comment by Lee Hill December 16, 2011 @ 9:55 amhes not getting fucking sainthood before me. no fucking way.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 10:02 amGood stuff.
Comment by Randall December 16, 2011 @ 11:40 amAre you hearing this Dubes?
People are saying what I’ve written is nice. NICE!
See, I’m not the complete bastard you thought I was.
Comment by Rob December 16, 2011 @ 12:05 pmI would call this nice. Pleasant, seems to be a more fitting word.
Comment by Marcus December 16, 2011 @ 4:18 pmAhhhhh ‘pleasant’ … the best back handed compliment word in the World.
Comment by Rob December 16, 2011 @ 5:04 pmup there with, “lets be friends for a while” and “I need space to think”…
Comment by Niko December 16, 2011 @ 7:41 pmor the words billy always hears, “youre like a brother to me”. ok, so its nothing like any of that other fucking shit but who cares when it lets me take the piss out of someone.
oi campbell. this dubes fucker hasnt commented. is that because hes on a plane or because he fucking hates you and this post. not exactly a hard fucking guess is it.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 10:01 pmMakes one question whether he actually exists doesn’t it?
Personally I suspect this is part of some marketing campaign for the upcoming autobiography Robert Campbell: my life as an awesome humanitarian and all round good guy.
Comment by John December 16, 2011 @ 10:12 pmso his book would be either be a work of fiction or some fucked up comedy. makes sense, so much of his life has been one fucking big joke.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 10:22 pmexcept the only fucker laughing is campbell. all the way to the fucking bank. how the fuck does that work?
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 10:23 pmIsn’t Rob the actual bank?
Comment by DH December 16, 2011 @ 10:24 pmyes. a shit bank.
think northern rock crossed with a sewer.
fuck it, just think northern rock. pricks.
Comment by andy@cynic December 16, 2011 @ 10:30 pmI used to work on northern rock you know
Comment by Northern December 18, 2011 @ 7:32 amAre you accepting the blame for their disastrous financial performance???
Comment by Rob December 18, 2011 @ 11:23 amLove it.
Comment by jessie January 18, 2012 @ 5:19 amand Love Dube!
and you, too, Rob!
I thought you had much better taste than to come on here Jessie but I’m glad you have. Hope all is going brilliantly in your South American dream/adventure.
Comment by Rob January 18, 2012 @ 6:26 am