The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Rejoice …
July 6, 2011, 6:30 am
Filed under: Comment

I’m traveling till next Monday.

To people in different continents, beware – I might pop in and pay you a visit.


20 Comments

you have got to be fucking shitting me.

i wont miss your blog, im just wondering how the fuck youre pulling off being away so fucking much. my guess is dan sends you off to stop causing so much fucking trouble and as long as youre not in any of his offices, thats alfuckingright by him.

youre not coming here are you? youd better fucking not.

Comment by andy@cynic

Yessssss.

Comment by DH

This just means he’ll have loads of transit time in which to write more of this stuff.

Comment by john

Fuck. You’re right. What a prick.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Not like you to be so considerate. Thanks.

Comment by Billy Whizz

i think you should pop and pay a visit to the west coast of this continent. you’ll fucking hate perth, but seeing as i’m being selfish in my sentiment anyway, i don’t care.

Comment by lauren

Where?

Comment by harshal

I think the odds of you being in Manchester are pretty slim, so I won’t prepare any tea yet.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

London?

Comment by Age

bujumbura?

Comment by peggy

Iraq? I really, really hope it’s Iraq.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Ooh get willy fog being all dark and mysterious. the chances of the camouflage birkenstocks accosting yorkshire are thin so I won’t bother stocking on diet cokes and abusive cupcakes. Incidentally I’m currently lost in wigan it seems the town planners have a profound sense of humour I guess they need it

Comment by northern

hes just popped in, ruined my life and fucked off.

now heading to the land of fucked up convicts. run for the fucking hills. youve been warned.

Comment by andy@cynic

oh you’ll laugh, rob. i’m in sydney //next// friday. so close, so far.

Comment by lauren

A narrow escape Lauren.

Comment by john

even youre not that fucked up lauren.

Comment by andy@cynic

any chance you’re somewhere near berlin?

Comment by seb

is that german seb? what the fuck? where the fuck have you been? wherever it is its fucked with your mind because you sound like you actually want to see campbell. your only saving grace is if you say youre no where fucking near berlin.

but fuck all that, how are you? still german?

Comment by andy@cynic

no, I’m megan fox and seb is the name that robert and I use to communicate without his wife knowing who he’s talking to.

sure, I’m german seb. and where have I been? well, working I guess. but now I found out it doesn’t make you happy and have returned here.

and sure I would like to meet rob. I even would like to meet you. maybe. how are you, by the way?

Comment by seb

i preferred it when you were megan fox.

Comment by andy@cynic




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