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Revenge Never Tasted So Sweet …
March 28, 2011, 7:00 pm
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Created by my wife so I can give them to someone who really, really deserved them.

Pretty succinct and to the point.

Real turd-look icing.

[But fortunately – or unfortunately, depending on your outlook – it doesn’t taste like it]


I’m trying to convince Jill to turn these into a regular ‘Andy Collection’ but she’s not so sure they’d be a huge market for them in China. Pah!

Still, the essence of the story is don’t mess with me or you’ll get errrrrm, some tasty but purposefully offensive looking cupcakes.

That’s not so tough is it! Damn my Italian heritage!

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“Ideal for the coprophage-curious person in your life.”

Comment by Chris

i think this is jills way of telling you she wants a divorce. about fucking time.

Comment by andy@cynic

I hope not, but maybe there’s a market for it like our ‘Screw You’ Christmas cards or the ‘Divorce’ flavour we did for Ben & Jerry’s.

You are a genius Andy.

Comment by Rob

of course im a fucking genius. except in my choice of business partners, where im a fucking retard.

was a retard. never making that fucking mistake again. unless i get a massive fucking sign on bonus.

Comment by andy@cynic

who are you giving these to tomorrow – bullmer or howard?

Comment by lauren

if he does that he might be forgiven for every fucking piece of shit thing he has ever done/said/considered. youve got me excited lauren, he might do it, hes that fucking stupid.

Comment by andy@cynic

Neighbour with bad dog owning habits?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

nice treatment to the photos

Comment by Jacob

im fucking rejoicing campbell. fucking rejoicing.

Comment by andy@cynic

3 posts in one fucking day. back to your take the fucking piss best. bet dan is impressed at how creative you can be blowing his cash but then where ineffectivity is concerned, youre a norris fucking mcwhirter record breaker.

now give those cup cakes to ballmer and make me fucking proud. for once.

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Comment by northern

That’s Marcus’ line … who do you think you are, Andrew Lloyd Webber?

Comment by Rob

I was merely pointing out it was 2am gmt and I was still bloody working. I didn’t fully realise Marcus had copywrited the phrase for ‘not afternoon’ I acknowledge my blatant trangression and apologise

Comment by northern

And Andrew LW is better looking than both of us

Comment by northern

finally a planner who isnt talking total shit.

Comment by andy@cynic

Am I not? Dammit. Will correct my approach immediately

Comment by northern

about fucking time.

Comment by andy@cynic

so have you fucked off barmy ballmer yet campbell?

Comment by andy@cynic

dont get the fucking idea im missing you campbell but where the fuck are you and when are you going to write some shit i can take the piss out of because im in danger of being nice to people and nothing fucks me off more than being nice. you can change that. dont fucking let me down for once.

Comment by andy@cynic

I expected a post today too Andy.

Comment by Rafik

what a lazy fuck. its not like he can blame it on being fucking overworked can he, the fucker hasnt done any since 1987 and that was only because his mum was out and he had to pour his own fucking milk on his own fucking cornflakes.

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