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My Shortest Blog Post Ever …
March 18, 2011, 6:25 am
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The trouble with the World is that the stupid are cocksure & the intelligent are full of doubt. | Bertrand Russell.

… and possibly my most meaningful, especially given the word “World” could be replaced by any manner of other definitions, of which “adland” would most certainly be one of them.

PS: No, I’m not ill, I just decided to go uber-short today. SHOCK HORROR!


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Comment by C

very fucking droll.

Comment by andy@cynic

I approve of that Chris. Very good. Andy’s just jealous.

Comment by Rob

hallefuckinglujah. dont fucking care if its up itself bollocks, its short and that is the very fucking best thing that has ever happened on this fucking blog.

Comment by andy@cynic

i see chris/c set the pvr to record his morning fucking christianity inspiration so he could get on here and be the first to comment again. what a fucking full life he leads. unless chris/c is a chick and then it makes sense being up so early/late because theyre making the breakfast or cleaning the house.

Comment by andy@cynic

Tea break for Canadian Carpenters?

Comment by Chris

they dont have fucking tea breaks, canadian builders work ethic seems to be that its always a fucking tea break interspersed with the odd fucking 10 minutes of action where they bang a nail in to a random piece of wood and then say shit like “its split” and then go back to their mug of steaming.

the fucking taj mahal was built faster than this shit.

Comment by andy@cynic

I wish Grand Designs had followed this project – it would have been awesome. Plus they could have increased their audience by selling it as a comedy. Of errors. Boom Tish.

Comment by Rob

the way theyre going itd be a fucking slasher flick.

Comment by andy@cynic

and im doing the fucking slashing.

Comment by andy@cynic

As I said, it would be a massive hit!

Comment by Rob

I don’t understand what you’re saying but I never understand what you’re saying but this is amazing. Best post ever.

Comment by Billy Whizz

The trouble with the World isn’t that the stupid are cocksure & the intelligent are full of doubt, it’s that Hollywood are ruining my childhood by remaking all my favorite 80’s films and remaking them badly so I pull out the originals to reclaim the magic and then realize they were pretty shit to start with and I end up thinking my whole childhood was a sham. That’s what’s the trouble with the World.

Comment by DH

what the fuck are you going on about dave and has it made you feel better?

Comment by andy@cynic

They’re remaking ghostbusters and the breakfast club. Breakfast club! It’ll be full of plastic rubbish from glee or Zac Efron. And they’re doing home alone. They’re crushing my memories.

Comment by DH

Home alone? Is that a documentary featuring Dodds and Campbell?

Comment by Billy Whizz

I hated The Breakfast Club … and I’ve never seen Ghostbusters … and while that might tell you a lot about me, Dave’s comment tells me a hell of a lot more about him and none of it is positive in the slightest.

Comment by Rob

dave, for what it’s worth, I feel your pain.

Comment by lauren

home alone? breakfast club? they were fucking shit in the first place, even a 5 year old blind retard knew that. but ghostbusters rocked and if those hollywood fuckers lay a finger on it ill rip their throat out and shit down their neck.

Comment by andy@cynic

billy does comedy. who fucking knew.

Comment by andy@cynic

Man of many talents.

Comment by Billy Whizz

none very fucking useful.

Comment by andy@cynic

Fair point.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Tries to do comedy.

Comment by john

Like you try to get hot chicks?

Comment by Billy Whizz

even if doddsy was shagging a bloke up male doll that hed turned inside out hed still be having more luck than you billy. and you know it.

Comment by andy@cynic

That’s nitpicking.

Comment by Billy Whizz

!!

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Oh my god, he lives!

How the hell are you matey? Hope we can rape the buffet at the M.O. soon. [That is not as dodgy as it sounds, I promise you all]

Comment by Rob

I’m well matey. Let’s hatch a plan for what you’re suggesting. I may be in Shanghai fairly soon in which case The W would be a decent substitute for M.O.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Let me know the dates because I’m spending more time out of the place than here and I can’t miss a Viking feeding frenzy.

Comment by Rob

Will you two stop ruining a good post with your shop talk

Comment by northern

The Singapore heat getting to you yet? Have you been to see your friends at TBWA?

Comment by Rob

Friends?

Comment by northern

its called sarcasm groper. has the heat melted your northern monkey brain?

Comment by andy@cynic

?

Comment by Marcus

Which bit?

Comment by Rob

Ghostbusters is legendary.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

if you follow this with the longest post youve ever written i may have to fucking kill you. just saying.

Comment by andy@cynic




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