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The Best Planning & Advertising Advice You’ll Ever Hear, Courtesy Of The One & Only, Vanilla Ice …
October 19, 2010, 6:00 am
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[As told/shown to me by W+K London’s baldie planning brain, Kevin Chesters]


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i was just about to congratulate you on not using a fucking queen song when i remembered mr musically tragic ripped his big hit off your beloved producers of the overblown bland.

id say the best fucking song lyrics for any planning fuck to learn from are bachs toccata in d fucking minor. thats right, its a musical piece with no lyrics, in other words just shut the fuck up and do as creatives tell you.

a kind of bach and rage against the machine collaboration.

and that jillyism link doesnt work campbell. sort yourself out, your standards for being a shit are falling and we cant have that.

Comment by andy@cynic

Queen love Vanilla Ice actually Andy – mainly because the faux-rapper had to hand over a large portion of his cash to them for ripping off the bass line from ‘Under Pressure’ … even though it could be argued that John Deacon [Queen bass player – see, you learn something on here] was highly “influenced” by a Chic or Sly & The Family Stone bass line from the late 70’s.

And I love the idea of a Bach/RATM collaboration – though a RATM and Celine Dion mash up appeals to me more for its sheer WTF!!! potential.

And yes, sorry about the link, it’s working now … much to Jill’s disappointment.

Comment by Rob

celine fucking dion? you are one sick motherfucker campbell. and thank fuck film makers dont sue agencies who rip off their fucking work and ideas or theyd be no fucking money left to pay our disgustingly big fucking salaries. well not mine, i fucking dont have one any more. not since st campbell decided to break apart my golden egg and give my unfuckingfair share away to the parasites.

can your planning brain spot the bitterness campbell?

Comment by andy@cynic

I’m with Andy on the noisy Canadian warbler.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Most valuable thing Vanilla Ice has done in a long time.

Comment by Pete

I prefer “can’t touch this”. More appropriate too.

Comment by DH

thats the reason why you dont get laid dave. well that and your fucked personality and face.

Comment by andy@cynic

That’ll teach me for using Baz as a role model.

Comment by DH

elementary fucking mistake dave. thought you were better than that. twat.

Comment by andy@cynic

Forget who – WHY – would anyone think Billy was a role model of anything, other than tatts, booze and solo love?

I am very disappointed [and slightly concerned] about you Dave.

Comment by Rob

finally i find something i fucking agree with you on campbell.

Comment by andy@cynic

I’ll be using this. Very amusing.

Comment by Lee Hill

Who should I make the invoice out to?

Comment by Rob

No-one. Because the true advice should be Stop. Listen. Collaborate.

Comment by John

Oh you literal fucker.

And besides, whilst listening ‘last’ may not be as effective in terms of time management as it would be if you did it upfront, it still works – especially compared to the usual process of:

IGNORE. EXECUTE. BACKSLAP.

Comment by Rob

fucking hell dodds, dont you know logic dies for all who visit here. just how fucking slow are you?

Comment by andy@cynic

Slower than a Canadian builder.

Comment by John

i love how vanilla ice and MC hammer have both become key features of road safety.

Comment by lauren

From the master of brevity.

http://twitter.com/Robertc1970/status/27799368450

Comment by John

In the case of Media Arts planning, the sign could use a bit more brevity – Stop

Comment by northern

Wouldn’t it be just a blank warning sign?

Comment by Rob

No, that insinuates you can continue, but at your own peril – it needs to be stopped, end of, finito

Comment by northern

I thought it was going to be about cruising in your 5.0… or possibly cooking bad insight like a pound of bacon.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

cooking bad insight like a pound of sausages which are better than bacon.

Comment by lauren

Does this mean a return to all out meat warfare?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

i know this is a fucking pointless comment, but are your posts going to get better this week campbell but even for you the past 2 days have been fucking shit.

Comment by andy@cynic

i don’t know why the hell you’re complaining. where the hell would you vent your spleen if they were all top quality? oh, that’s right – on them too.

Comment by lauren




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