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Happy Slippery Slope To Me …
June 12, 2010, 6:00 am
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Rob Doll

Forty years ago, at 22:10 GMT, I was born.

On behalf of my parents, I wish to apologise for any inconvenience caused.


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Many happy returns!

Comment by Chris

happy birthday, have a great time

Comment by bhaskar

im not writing it again so see my last comment and consider yourself fucking fortunate you get that after why youve done to me.

and confuckingratulations on how subtle you are about your birthday. very mature. twat.

Comment by andy@cynic

Happy birthday buddy. Still hope we kick your soccer ass. LOL.

Comment by Jonathan Rosenberg

that would be good if you knew the first fucking thing about soccer jonathan. like its called fucking football. but good try to get in the spirit of things.

Comment by andy@cynic

Hope you’re having a great birthday Rob.

PS/ The present was all Andy’s idea but I guess you worked that out already. 😉

Comment by Pete

crawly twat.

Comment by andy@cynic

40 is the new 39. Happy birthday Robert.

Comment by George

Remember men get better with age so you’re working your way up.
Big birthday hugs.

Jemma xxx

Comment by Jemma King

Happy birthday Robert. I hope you are having lovely day.

Comment by Katerina

Enjoy the view, downhill all the way starting USA 12 England 0.

Comment by Billy Whizz

you cant even count to fucking 12 billy.

Comment by andy@cynic

Happy birthday Rob. Hope it’s filled with PAID FOR Apple goods. I’m dreaming aren’t I?

Comment by Bazza

yes. just like im dreaming youll put out a product that isnt an iphone with a different fucking name.

Comment by andy@cynic

May your role model be Keith Richards, not Cliff Richard. Happy birthday Rob.

Comment by DH

Happy birthday Rob!

Comment by Heather

I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve such lovely people in my life, but it means a lot even if I did get pressies that include a walking frame, colostomy bag, pimped-up old ladies shopping trolley and a blind rhino called Maxwell.

Thank you nice people – you’re all mad, but I like it.

Comment by Rob

Oh, and it’s also nice to see life on this blog goes on without me. Of course that also highlights how unneccessary I am but I can cunningly forget that and will be back blogging soon to rain on your parade. Ha.

Comment by Rob

Many happy returns

Comment by Simon Kendrick

Someone else gave Rob a colostomy kit … that limits my options considerably. What do you buy someone of that age? Can anyone relate?

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

what about an enema?

Comment by andy@cynic

Happy belated birthday Rob! Hope you’re enjoying your bday tour.

Comment by Naoko

one more birthday wish from ol’ blighty! happy 40th, youngster 😀

Comment by Anjali Ramachandran

ahh wanted to wait a week till you were comfy and settled into the 40’s – happy belated & top job on your mates birthday!

Comment by sky tao

Thanks lovely. Obviously I am in my slippers and smoking a pipe.

Comment by Rob




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