The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Your room in hell has just been confirmed Robert.

I would presume he/she will be flogging salvation.

Nah, didn’t you know God is actually Sir Sorrell. It will be shares in WPP.

There’d be less ovecrowding if they did, 5 coaches and 2 trains would suffice.

awesome. i expect to see you sitting on god’s knee for your christmas card this year, rob. you know, in the interest of fairness.

“G.O.D. is the phonetic sound of the Cantonese slang “to live better”, because to live better is a basic human desire in Hong Kong, Asia and the world.”

Happy spending on Level 2!

I thought in HK God opening a shop meant a new branch of Luis Vitton?

are the hk ad industry devoid of a sense of fucking humour sundaymorningasia?

do you and shopping paradise really think campbell expected god to turn up? i know hes only a planner but even that fucker knows its a shop, infact he even knows what kind of shop because the spendthrift fool has bought shitloads of stuff from there and shipped the whole fucking lot over to us to decorate the fucking office.

seems robs evaluation of the hk ad industry was right and all the celebratory endorsement ads have affected their brains. can you let me know when you next see a comedy at the cinema so i make sure i dont accidently turn up at the same time. its just i dont want my enjoyment ruined having to hear your friend explain what each fucking joke was about.