The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

And you’ve demonstrated amazing consistency throughout.

what a waste of fucking time and effort. thats my time and effort im talking about.

now stop writing your self indulgent shit and do some real work which roughly translates to work where clients pay you money for whatever it is you do.

seriously campbell, getting you to do what i want is like herding fucking cats which is so fucking disrespectful after all ive done for you 🙂

yay! 1000!! congratulations lovely. and for all the crap that we give you, i admire your determination and sheer bloody-mindedness, not to mention your madness, sweetness and amazing insight. and i’m going to sound pathetic, but this blog and everyone that comes with it has made such an amazing impact on my life, so i look forward to many more shit and amazing posts from now on 🙂

andy, i have been using the term ‘herding cats’ to describe my job for the last couple of days and nobody else has ever heard that expression before. which means you’re as much of a freak as i am 🙂

Wow 1000! Congtratulations 🙂

Despite my best efforts, I find this blog irresistable.
1,000 posts and no court orders, well done indeed.

Congratulations mate. Here’s to 1,000 more.

Herding cats… brilliant.

Well done on 1000, long may the ranty opinionated hatred of shit continue!

I’m very grateful for the nice words you’ve written, but lets get this in perspective:

ALL I’VE DONE IS WRITE A THOUSAND LITTLE POSTS/STORIES/RANTS ABOUT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR.

That’s it. I’ve not cured cancer or even adland, I’ve just bitched and moaned on an on-going basis.

Saying that, it that might all stop soon.

Seriously.

Give me a few weeks to finalise something [see Andy & George, I AM working!!!] and you might see a whole new me … and if you think me pissed off is bad, wait till you see me happy, haha!

And just to comment on people’s comments …

BAZZA: It was not because of blogging, it was because I knew you wanted to complain. 🙂

LEE: Bugger, and I was going to ask for an extention on the preso as well, ha!

SEB: You’ve gone down in my estimation if you actually LIKED most of my posts. I can’t like someone who likes me, ha!

Right, back to bed to watch the ongoing WWF fight between my eyelids and jetlag.

rob, if andy did that, he wouldn’t know what hit him 🙂

im interested in your fucking shed marcus, well im not but i need something normal to talk about because ive just seen campbell and he has decided to go apple. no wonder little baz is getting the big fucking bucks, thats like getting bush to become muslim. so how the fuck was your shed meeting and hurry back, im going to be stuck in an all dayer soon and im going to be forced to stare at a man with a fucking mac.

same nightmare different reason

Am I supposed to say something nice here or can I just ignore this post like all his others? 🙂

I’ll be waiting at the door with your diet coke and ice but no lemon sir. When do you go back to where you came from again? 🙂

What about if I throw in 2 diet cokes with ice and no lemon and a Jemma shoulder rub?

Are you inadvertently calling me the Pope then Marcus?

And Billy, pimping out your colleagues is against most employment policies [unless you’re a pimp] plus Jemma is still away, so your offers are bordering on “dial 911 quick” so lets leave it at that shall we.

You will be happy to know that this is the 2nd time I’ve written this comment. I wrote the first one on someone else’s computer and because you were so on my mind, I absent mindedly filled in your details instead of mine. Don’t let that happen again or that’s another black mark against your name 🙂

Hmm – have Billy and Rob ever been seen in the same room?

Gall bladder problems again Rob?

Rob,

so that scheme about transplants and organs was just about your needs…

quelle suprise 😉

high pitch squeaks dont count

That doesn’t mean I would be putting your balls in the vice.

I’ve fucked up here haven’t I.

Well I feel a total shit now. Hope it gets better Seb.

I did write a long comment about how the only positive that comes out of tragedies like these is that we get a sense of perspective about life back … but it came out all wrong and didn’t convey what I really wanted to say – so just know I’m sorry about what has happened and to remind you [not that you’ll forget] that his family hurt for far longer than his colleagues so keep them in mind like you’ll keep him.

Cheers matey …

this isnt 1990 marcus, who the fuck says “not” at the end of sentences anymore? first a suit then this, what the fuck is going on?

billy stop being a crawly twat its unbecoming

That what I said about my dress sense in 1982.

I was wrong.

PS: What are you doing up at this time Mr Brown. I have an excuse – jetlag – but what’s yours? Hope all is OK matey …