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I Swear I Didn’t Do This To Annoy You Marcus …
June 17, 2008, 7:30 am
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Imagine my surprise when I opened Media Magazine [Asia’s “Campaign” … or as the journo’s on the mag like to think, “Campaign” is Europe’s “Media”] and saw this …

09/06/2008

Apart from the fact I can’t actually remember saying it, I obviously failed in my goal because after 4 intensive days, the only thing people said to me was …

“Thank God I Don’t Have To See You Ever Again!”

Yes I am a sad, egomaniac bastard … but then did I ever claim to be anything else?

And for those that can’t understand the Y&R reference, click here and get with the program 😉

PS: Well done to Niko for his ‘Sherlock Holmes’ skills. He knows what I mean 🙂


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you sad ego maniac bastard.

the only shocking thing is it took those little fuckers 4 days to decide they didnt want to see you again when it only took me 3 minutes when you walked back through our door 🙂

Comment by andy@cynic

and what sort of fucking word is toptastic? i thought planners liked to pretend they were smart but i guess thats too big a stretch for you. god youre so fucking lucky to have me

Comment by andy@cynic

ha! they swiped that little quote from this here blog kiddo

http://robcampbell.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/spare-a-thought-for-the-young-advertising-people/

you better watch what you say around here from now on – seems people actually read it.
🙂

Comment by lauren

thats good news lauren because maybe some of the brands he slags off on here will get together and give him a little lesson down some dark alley soon. i live in hope

Comment by andy@cynic

Jesus you’re right Lauren – that is very scary – but lets face it, if the most interesting thing they can find is me wanting people to say ‘TOPTASTIC’, I obviously am as big-a-failure as everyone [or at least my colleagues] keep telling me I am, hahaha!

Comment by Rob

But at least my blog is banned in China.

Unlike NP’s 🙂

Comment by Rob

It’s not banned – it’s just that a population of over 1 billion have decided not to read it.

Comment by John

But I suppose YOURS has been banned eh John?

Comment by Rob

Some ex-pat guy called Frith does.

Comment by John

Sherlock focking Holmes?? I’ve been called alot of things by alot of women, but a British drugaddict..never!!

If anything John Shaft would have been the right P.I., what with me coming from Montenegro and being a sexmachine to all the chicks…

And you wonder why nobody comes here anymore

Comment by niko

I don’t wonder why no one comes here anymore Niko, I just wondered why anyone came in the first place 🙂

You good?

Comment by Rob

I am a complicated man and no one understands me but my women…other then that I am good

how about yourself sir?

Comment by niko

Toptastic is the most ridiculous fucking word I’ve ever heard Rob.

Comment by Angus

I think you’ll find “British Immigration” is the most ridiculous Angus!

Comment by Rob

Maybe that’s why some folks at WK looked weird when I kept on saying “toptastic”. Thanks a lot Campbell, you ruined another career. Unfortunately I just found out that I am still one of the sad bastards frequently visiting your blog. Like 35 times a day. But maybe that’s just because I am bored at work and I don’t want to read football news all day.

Comment by Seb

any other reason except “being bored and the electricity is off” will not be adequate to explain why you would visit this pile of shite. dont make me change my opinion of you seb.

and i only come here to see what the fuck my business partner is doing to occupy himself other than work for paying clients that keep him in the lifestyle he neither deserves or appreciates. he should be grateful, george cant even be bothered to do that.

Comment by andy@cynic

and where the fuck is brown anyway?

did his tight kraut bosses creosote his shed and made the poor sod pass out from the fumes? probably just came to his senses and realised this place is more deathly than fucking iraq.

come back brown, campbell is heading back to his planner shit and we need your influence of evil to stop him before its too fucking late.

Comment by andy@cynic

I guess Marcus got a great job and electricity works again…

Comment by Seb

dont shout “electricity” seb or all the fuckers here will want it

Comment by andy@cynic

This blog has transformed from on of the leading mind blowing marketing wisdom producing platforms on the internet to something close to a chatroom for pervs, has it?

Comment by Seb

That’s a good thing Seb.

Comment by Angus

yes seb, and whats your fucking point?

Comment by andy@cynic

That you’re a fucking perv.
And that’s why I like you.
Chocolate, honey?

Comment by Seb




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