The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

have fun over here rob!!

you cheeky bugger! well, in that case, i hope you hate it… ha!

Hi mate … I hope it happens … but Melbourne is looking less likely to occur now. Will let you know and hope you’re enjoying being a planner. 🙂

Drinks are on Lauren … YAY!

Congratulations Ms Swearalot, I’m proud of you!

I would just like to point out that Andy swearing is far worse than mine. The fucker.

true, he’s been through so much.

If Andy is back from Zurich, Rio and Paris [tough life eh!] he will DEFINITELY be one of the judges – but I don’t think I want him to do the task.

Why?

Because quite frankly, behind all the swearing, cheekiness and arrogance – lies a man who is very talented indeed … and my worry is that he will come up with the best insight/idea of the lot … which if happened, would make our lives a living hell. Or at least mine and George’s.

There is method behind my madness trust me, ha!

Why else would I stick with him? Ha.

Have fun!
I cant wait for the A factor…

London was fun yesterday, but i think i might have laryngitis! doh. Quiet Mr M for a while methinks

It’s a holiday – even if it was in fucking Luton it would still be good, ha!

Will – hope I hear some good news when you’re back and Mr M – I’ll organise a Mortimer vs Cynic Xboxoff very, very soon.

Same here (good news for Will).

And bring it on. 😉

Excellent, good luck Will.

No worries!
Shows a sense of community 😀

Best of luck to you Mr M. Hope to see you in some form of corporate ‘power meeting’, replete with big cigars and Wall St braces as soon as possible.

Shortly before snorting some Colombian Marching Powder – obviously. 🙂

Mr M … I have placed a ‘post’ on your blog that hopefully someone of importance will read!

To anyone here who has not signed … go to http://www.giverobajob.wordpress.com … AND GO NOW!

Thank you peeps!

I wouldnt touch marching powder, or braces… but thanks for the sentiments 😀

Marcus – comment more. It’s always appreciated.

So Mr Marcus has finally decided to [1] wake up [2] stop playing with his calculator and [3] finally write a comment.

This has to be a record for non-Marcus opinion and I have to say I don’t like it. The World is too quiet without Mr Brown in our lives.

And to anyone here for the first time, I appreciate this all looks abit mad – but there is some sense in it and we’re all bloody passionate about what we believe in – have a look around the blog and see for yourselves.

[Errrrrm, but ignore some of the posts like Closets and iPOD Singing please]

Allegedly

🙂 Duly noted Mr Brown. No windups today..

Lauren … did you see bloody Jemma wrote to you.

Not to me. Her boss. You.

Fine. Just.. fine.

Has he gone? Has he gone? Right, now you are all mine.

[cue evil laugh as mood slowly improves]

bugger

and rob, i did notice that jemma wrote to me – i responded accordingly…

No no, you’ve done it now. 😉

I’m fine mate – had a fucking great day in fact.

Done Mr. M!

Hello Rob.

Thanks for taking on the APSOTW. Looking forward to the next assignment!

enjoy your holiday while i slave away behind the scenes making life rosy for you. dont worry about the amount of work on my plate, just concentrate on your own happiness and contentment. relax with your loved one while i am in the land of clocks, thousands of miles away from the wife. live like lady muck while i sift through it and most importantly, never forget that without me you are absolutely nothing. 🙂

I spilled my water reading that Andy, LOL!

By the way, Alex loved your Ladvertising & Padvertising presentation and can’t wait to see you again. You’re going to go down a storm or in infamy. Very exciting but you should try to get Andy to come and present it with you. Another riot in the making?

Andy – if you are where I think you are then you’re close to Munich. Not REALLY close. But closer than NYC.

you live near clock central marcus? why didnt we meet then you tool? a visit to krautland looks likely in the near future so lets fucking make sure it happens then. can check you can hold your piss unlike my 2 puff partners. and lauren my lovely evil bitch, i love it when you talk nasty to me, do it again, do it again.

drink you under the fucking table

Some basic facts:

1. I have lived in the beer capital of the world for nearly 15 years.

2. I live in Munich, which is the beer capital of the beer capital

3. I have learnt to live with and appreciate points 1 and 2.

4. My dad is Scottish

5. Drinking somebody under the table doesn’t necessarily mean that I have to drink the same amount. It’s about pace – and I’m a long distance drinker.

Hope that cleared up any misunderstandings.

BBC Radio 5 have decided to stop talking about RSS feeds, Iraq, War, Death and the Royal Family and concentrate on the REALLY important things in life like sausages, iPod Singing, Sacrum and being The Dead Artist.

Drinking competitions, oh good.

Rob Mortimer can drink more Cointreau than the rest of us put together

Not really, though its not overly macho.

NP takes the piss because after a couple pints of proper ale I had one. Whilst they were drinking white wine all night!!

Now repeat after me: “Beer for the fellas, white wine or fruit based drink for the ladies…”

not been arrested? youve let me down, youve let yourself down and most of all, youve let this blog down. lets hope rob doesnt let us down. he once got arrested twice in one holiday in 2 countries so the precedent has been set.

ok. As far as I am concerned enough is enough. Holiday over Campbell! Time to get cracking on with the business of this fucking blog. I’m tipsy and tetchy and generally fucked off.

LET’S GO….please.

greetings from north london, amidst a haze of african music, bank holiday quiet and jetlag, part 2. i still haven’t been arrested. sorry andy. i’ll do better next time.

and i second marcus’ comment – we miss you here rob.

born fiesty and angry me. Welcome back.