Filed under: Attitude & Aptitude, Creativity, Duran Duran, Entertainment, Music, Rock 'n' Roll
A few weeks ago I wrote a post about Duran Duran … or more specifically how a company trying to sell Duran Duran hoodies were claiming they ‘let you let out your inner rebel’.
As I said at the time, I like Duran Duran – I like the people, I like the songs and I even played with Simon Le Bon – but even when the band went through their ‘Wild Boys’ macho phase, they were about as rebellious as Paddington Bear.
However, I have learned I am wrong.
Because recently I saw a video of Duran Duran performing on stage and witnessed rock and roll rebellion at a level that would make Guns n’ Roses in their prime look like amateurs.
Take a look at this. But watch the whole thing.
Did you see it?
Did you see the utter disrespect and disregard for the fans?
No, it wasn’t that Simon Le Bon looked like he had been squeezed into his tee.
Nor was it John Taylor’s lack of bass playing and weird walking.
It was Nick Rhodes – the keyboard player, at the back of the stage – checking his fucking mobile IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SONG!!!
That’s the most ‘I don’t give a fuck’ move I may have ever seen … and I once saw Blackie Lawless of WASP, accidentally blow up his testicles after his crotch firework, failed [this is not a euphamism] while playing a gig at Rock City in Nottingham.
Let’s be honest, it takes a special sort of rock ‘n’ roll, rebel-psychopath to check their mobile while playing their music to an arena full of screaming fans.
What the hell could be more important than that?
Was he checking when his car parking ran out?
Was he booking a takeaway for after the gig?
Was he reading a scam email saying he’d been left a fortune by someone?
Whatever the reason, it’s real life proof that Duran Duran – albeit through just one member of the band – are rock ‘n’ Roll rebels and so I would like to publicly apologize to the hoodie company for daring to question their claims when – quite frankly – it’s the most true bit of advertising I’ve seen in years.

