The Only Way I’ll Ever Wear Socks With My Birkenstocks …
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… is by wearing my new t-shirt from my friends at RedBubble.
Trust me, if you think you’re offended by it, you should see how my colleagues feel.
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You’re the only person who would look better wearing socks with birkies.
Comment by DH August 30, 2017 @ 6:23 amAnything to hide your feet.
id prefer the socks on his fucking face.
Comment by andy@cynic August 30, 2017 @ 6:35 amAnd is this week your most superficial week of superficial posts ever m? It’s been lame even by your standards.
Comment by DH August 30, 2017 @ 6:24 amhes trying to make you miss his planning bollocks. dont fall for his fucked up trap.
Comment by andy@cynic August 30, 2017 @ 6:33 amIt gets worse Andy. I’ll win you over. Oh yes …
Comment by Rob August 30, 2017 @ 7:59 amcampbell. are you trying to literally be the worst fucking dressed in history? the good news is you just need some birkenstock logo jeans and your dream is completed. you sick fucking fool.
Comment by andy@cynic August 30, 2017 @ 6:35 amWorking on it …
Comment by Rob August 30, 2017 @ 8:00 amHow haven’t you got a sponsorship deal yet?
Comment by George August 30, 2017 @ 6:49 amI know … what does it take to get a freebie pair?
Comment by Rob August 30, 2017 @ 8:00 amnot giving you a free fucking pair makes me like those lesbian sandal makers more than i ever thought i fucking could.
Comment by andy@cynic August 30, 2017 @ 8:06 amWhat Andy said x 1000
Comment by DH August 30, 2017 @ 8:38 amThat’s five seconds if my life I’ll never get back.
Comment by John August 30, 2017 @ 8:38 amI regard you wearing socks as a step in the right direction, even if it is only on a shirt at present.
Comment by Lee Hill August 30, 2017 @ 11:02 am[…] only disappointment was he wasn’t wearing his trademark Birkenstocks. But it was December so I can probably just about forgive […]
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Comment by DH March 6, 2019 @ 3:23 pmDo you want me to call the police?