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So I’ve decided to start blogging again.
Yes, I know I am possibly the last person blogging in the entire universe, but after 2 months of [near] silence – and yes, it really has been 2 months – I have come to the realisation that I sort-of have missed it. Actually that’s not quite true, I’ve sort-of missed the people who used to comment and abuse me.
Does that mean I have battered housewife syndrome?
Anyway, I fully expect everyone that used to come here has come to their senses and disappeared forever, but that doesn’t matter – I’ll just continue to spout my nonsense because at the very least, it helps get all my brain-farts out the way so I don’t end up giving my son bad advice.
That said, in the unlikely event there are still a few of you out there who have no life and are bored out of your mind, I’ll ease you into my rubbish by doing 2 things:
1. I’m writing this on a Friday so you have the weekend to recover.
2. Instead of any planning rubbish, I’ll just leave you with a little video.
On first glance you may find it massively disturbing, however on second and third glance, you’ll realise it’s not nearly as bad as the stuff you’re going to be reading on here from now on.
Anyway, it’s sort-of nice to be back and I look forward to you telling me whether my new role as a father has ‘changed me’.
Oh, last thing.
If the thought of me coming back is all too much for you, you’ll be glad to know the lovely folk at the Chinese Government will enforce a week of peace during Chinese New Year, which means you only have to put up with this nonsense for a couple of weeks before you get a rest.
While I’m on holiday.
Again.
See, some things never change.
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2 fucking months. take away the fucking festive holiday bollocks, the time off for the birth of your kid and the few posts youve written and youve been away 5 fucking seconds. that would normally be shit fucking news but it means i won the bet and every prick on here owes me $1000.
Comment by andy@cynic January 30, 2015 @ 6:32 amYou of all people should know keeping my opinions to myself for even 5 seconds is amazing.
Comment by Rob January 30, 2015 @ 7:56 amto be accurate, you mean keeping your fucking gob shut for 5 seconds is amazing.
Comment by andy@cynic January 30, 2015 @ 9:18 amwhat the fuck is that video. seriously campbell, what the fuck is it.
Comment by andy@cynic January 30, 2015 @ 6:32 amMy eyes. My eyes.
Comment by DH January 30, 2015 @ 6:38 amYou should see the Youporn version of it. I bet Northern and Billy have. Boom Tish.
[For any lawyers reading this, I was joking. About the Youporn video, not the Northern and Billy bit]
Comment by Rob January 30, 2015 @ 7:57 amAnd here I thought we had seen the last of ‘distrubing videos”…glow in the dark clown lamps would have been kinder
Comment by judyt54 January 30, 2015 @ 10:35 amBack back? That wasn’t part of the deal. I just wanted the photo of masturbating northern gone.
Comment by DH January 30, 2015 @ 6:38 amdont fucking fear dave, give his kid a few more months and campbell wont have the time to wipe his ass let alone write any more shit on here. hes only doing it because newborns sleep more than fucking cats at first. but then they change and that will save us all from this shit. though as fucked up posts on here go, its better fucked up than usual.
Comment by andy@cynic January 30, 2015 @ 6:48 amSaint Otis.
Comment by DH January 30, 2015 @ 7:03 amGiven how tired I am this morning, there is a strong possibility you might be right. I might have a mass blog writing session so I can set them up and then hibernate over winter.
Comment by Rob January 30, 2015 @ 7:58 amyouve probably written 1000 fucking posts already. all on uncle dans dime. what the fuck was he thinking hiring you. what the fuck is he thinking not firing you.
Comment by andy@cynic January 30, 2015 @ 9:19 amHe has more dirt on people than the NSA.
Comment by DH January 30, 2015 @ 9:48 amI heard that
Comment by Northern January 30, 2015 @ 7:48 amWorse, after reading it, I got that image in my mind. If I ever finally get to meet you, I don’t think I’ll want to shake your hand.
Comment by Rob January 30, 2015 @ 7:59 amMurder the goat.
Comment by John January 30, 2015 @ 7:36 amSomeone pass me the pills.
Comment by Billy Whizz January 30, 2015 @ 7:50 amI think you may have to get in line Billy.
Comment by Rob January 30, 2015 @ 7:59 amA very disturbing piece of film Robert. But it is pleasing to hear you will once again be part of my day. Welcome back.
Comment by Lee Hill January 30, 2015 @ 10:38 amWorse, I am wearing an Angela Lansbury t-shirt today so it looks like I’m some pervert stalker.
Comment by Rob January 30, 2015 @ 3:43 pmThe only thing more unlikely than an Angela Lansbury T shirt would be an Angela Merkel T shirt …
Comment by Ian Gee January 30, 2015 @ 3:53 pmbut you’ve probably got one of those as well.
He’s got 500 queen t-shirts it doesn’t get much worse than that
Comment by Northern January 30, 2015 @ 4:13 pmHello Ian. It sounds like you might be very, very jealous of my Angela Lansbury t-shirt [blame my sleep deprivation] so if you want one, you can get the same as me from my friends company:
http://tinyurl.com/nxyr5l9
You’ll be also ecstatic to learn that after doing a quick search, my friends’ company also offers a nice range of Angela Merkel t-shirts, starting with this one:
http://tinyurl.com/k6o848g
But as Northern said, his real talent is furnishing me in Queen t-shirts, but I have been assured he is not my friend purely because I make him a profit on clothing no one else in their right mind would be seen wearing, let alone buying.
BTW, it’s these comments that made me want to start this blog again so thank you.
Comment by Rob January 30, 2015 @ 5:34 pmIf anything says he’s back it’s that comment.
Comment by DH January 30, 2015 @ 8:36 pmIf he starts here, how much lower can it get in a few weeks. ISIS doesn’t seem so scary now.
Comment by DH January 30, 2015 @ 8:37 pmDear God! It’s like Rule 34 for T shirts!
Comment by Ian Gee January 31, 2015 @ 3:36 pmWelcome back Robert. This is very pleasing news but for the love of God, please no more videos of television pensioners doing aerobics.
Comment by George January 31, 2015 @ 9:17 pm[…] some have even gone and then come back … and even this blog supposedly closed down only to start up again because I’m a sad, sadomasochistic fool … but the fact is I have to admire their […]
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