The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

This is not an excuse to come to work pissed, fuck a co-worker on the desk, smash your computer, snort drugs, piss on the floor, give Dan the finger and walk out screaming that ‘no one understands you’ … it’s simply the way they encourage their people to aim higher, reach for greater and push for better because failing harder isn’t about defeat, it’s about ambition.

Or it wasn’t until today.

Because for the rest of this week, I’m in Portland and will no doubt be subjecting my lovely colleagues to a new level of failure.

Now while that’s bad news for them, I’m sure I don’t need to remind you of the good news for you … that being for the next month, they’ll be very, very few blog posts from me.

So given that news will make you far too happy, I am going to leave you with a post that [1] will make you feel dirty and [2] make any of my PDX colleagues who are stupid enough to read this shit, wonder why the hell I’ve been asked to pop over for the week.

What am I talking about? This:

Freaky eh!

Seriously, there’s so much that could be said about this … from religious hypocrisy to the mental image violation it causes or simply the fact that there are two 59 year olds who are looking for some Christians to do the beast with two backs with.

And for the record, a friend sent me this pic.

I know that sounds a load of bollocks, but he did … however now I’m wondering why he did it and hoping to god it’s because he thought I’d find it funny rather than because he thinks I’d be interested in meeting PaulandBetty.

Ahem.

Anyway, if you think this is bad, you should see the thing I have in my drafts folder for posting another day.

It seriously is the weirdest – and worst – thing I’ve ever seen and don’t forget I’ve recently posted about this, this and this.

I bet you’re a quiver of excitement aren’t you.

No, didn’t think so either.

See you soon. Ta-ra.