The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Heavy Metal Monday …
September 24, 2012, 6:10 am
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I’ve realised that over the past few weeks, my Monday posts have been rather lazy.

Rather than express my pointless point of view about something that is really is of no consequence or value to mankind, I’ve posted some random video or picture with almost no commentary whatsoever.

While I’m sure this all meets with your approval, I think it means I’m:

1. Becoming lazy.
2. Running out of things to say.

However, rather than fight against it, I’ve come to appreciate that sometimes, it’s just best to go with the flow which is why I continue my ‘trend’ of [even more] pointless Monday blog posts with this, the heavy metal naming system.

All that leaves me to say is:

1. It makes more sense than any Landor/FutureBrand proprietary naming system.
2. I wish it was around when my band, Bangkok Shakes, was choosing its name.

Yours sincerely,

Bleeding Rage.

[Which is scarily appropriate for me, don’t you think?]

14 Comments so far
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Oh dear, I’m evil thorn.

Comment by Pete

tell me something i didnt fucking know.

Comment by andy@cynic

This chart is more than a heavy metal naming tool, it’s a personality decoder.

Comment by Bloody Fury

fucking too right. im rancid fury which is better than your weak as piss bloody fury.

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Comment by Bleeding Tendencies (aka Rob Mortimer)

do you honestly think were so fucking thick we wouldnt be able to work out who the fuck bleeding tendencies was? fuck me mortimer, youve been dealing with mid level brand managers for too fucking long.

Comment by rancid fury

I have to agree with Andy/Rancid on this I’m afraid Mr M/Bleeding.

Comment by Rob

To be honest I did that more so if I forgot to change my name back on a later comment I wouldn’t look like a nutcase…

Comment by Bleeding Tendencies

Also, Rancid Fury – so accurate.

Comment by Bleeding Tendencies

first fucking post youve done on here that actually means something of interest. well fucking done campbell, have another holiday on dans dime as your reward.

Comment by rancid fury

Funny you should say that. Watch this space.

Comment by Rob

Dark Fury. No there’s a thing.

Comment by Marcus

Apparently I am forbidden death.
My wife and children will be pleased.

Comment by Lee Hill

Witch’s Thorn. Classy.

Comment by Thomas

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