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One of the things I am firmly aware of, is that people only ever come on my blog to hear Andy’s rantings.
I could write nothing and it wouldn’t matter. In fact, that would be probably preferable.
Of course, for those of us that know Andy a bit more intimately [but fortunately, not that intimately], his blog persona is not his real persona because if it was, let’s be honest, no one could stand him for more than 2 minutes, let alone have a company with him.
The reason I am saying all this is because he’s not going to be around so much and when he is, it’s quite possible that he will be grumpier than ever … hence I understand why the only people who will come on here from now on will be my Mum and errrrrm, my Mum.
And why is this the case?
Because last night, at around 10pm GMT, Andy helped bring something so beautiful into the World, that the whole premise of genetics is now being questioned
That, or – as we all suspect – his stunning wife was responsible for all.
You see at 10pm last night, Andy became the sickeningly proud father of little Bonnie Jasmine Boucher.
Everyone is deliriously happy and healthy so a huge, Huge, HUGE congratulations … and I promise I won’t mention that you now have another woman in your life who you’ll be funding for the next 20 years.
Well, I won’t mention it for a few weeks anyway.
Seriously, it’s brilliant news and I’m so happy for you all.
Big hugs and come back soon.
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Congratulations Andrew. This is fantastic news and with a name like that, she can’t fail to be a star.
My very best to you and yours.
Comment by Lee Hill March 13, 2012 @ 7:24 amFucking awesome.
Comment by Billy Whizz March 13, 2012 @ 7:26 amDoes this mean I’m acting swearer till the master is back?
Comment by Billy Whizz March 13, 2012 @ 7:27 amYes … if if NP doesn’t want the gig.
Comment by Rob March 13, 2012 @ 7:45 amNope, trying to impersonate Andy is like running a Media Arts workshop, fucking futile
Comment by northern March 13, 2012 @ 5:26 pmCongratulations Andy. Bonnie is a very lucky girl.
Comment by John March 13, 2012 @ 7:29 amOh yes. Oh yes indeedy.
Comment by Rob March 13, 2012 @ 7:46 amFamily are doing well. I swear I saw a tear in Andrew’s eye. I assume from happiness as he was smiling at the time. Well done to everyone, this is going to be a beautiful adventure.
Comment by George March 13, 2012 @ 7:37 amLove, love, love the name. So happy for you all. Big hugs.
Jemma x
Comment by Jemma King March 13, 2012 @ 7:41 amcongratulations to mum and dad..
bonnie jasmine boucher:
hi there kid..
welcome to the club..
wonder what you first comment on here will be..
Comment by niko March 13, 2012 @ 7:59 amLet’s hope she doesn’t take after her Dad.
I don’t think her Mum will let that happen so we should all be safe.
Comment by Rob March 13, 2012 @ 8:13 amFantastic news.
Comment by Katerina March 13, 2012 @ 8:20 amSo proud of you Andy.
Kisses and hugs.
I assume child services have been informed as a matter of course…
Nah, actually I’ve always assumed Andy was probably very placid in real life since no-one can maintain the manic vitriol he presents here 24/7 without suffering a coronary and/or being viciously beaten by those who can reach him with a large stick.
So congrats, Andy, from a random stranger who appreciates your creative use of the word ‘fuck’.
Comment by Felix March 13, 2012 @ 8:29 amCongrats Andy, that’s wonderful news.
Comment by Angus March 13, 2012 @ 9:46 amI can’t fucking believe it. That’s fucking awesome. really, you’re not fucking having me on? You’re fucking serious aren’t you. A fucking beautiful baby girl with fucking Andy her father – fucking brilliant. can’t get my fucking head around that. Except to say;
Andy, congratulations, love to the 3 of you.
Comment by Ciaran McCabe March 13, 2012 @ 9:46 amDeadly serious. Good isn’t it …
The extra good news [for Bonnie, that is] is her Mum is a Venezuelan ex-model who is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside so if she ends up with her Dad’s genes for swearing, she’ll still look like an angel and if she ends up looking like her Dad, she’ll be elegant and gracious in every way. It’s a Win:Win & I’m jealous.
Comment by Rob March 13, 2012 @ 10:55 amsend me some fucking money. and presents. you tight fucks.
im in love but i havent had to change any shitty nappies yet.
later fuckers. much later.
Comment by andy@cynic March 13, 2012 @ 11:37 amWhat the hell are you doing commenting on here? Your baby isn’t even a day old! Just seeing you write “I’m in love” is wonderful so not ruin the moment by focusing on the nappy bit.
Comment by Rob March 13, 2012 @ 2:11 pmCongrats mate, fucking nice one! Enjoy every second of it…
Comment by Age March 13, 2012 @ 7:21 pmCongratulations Andy.
God bless little Bonnie.
I will miss your comments.
My father says, “a man becomes a gentleman only after his daughter is born”…happy times ahead.
Comment by swati March 13, 2012 @ 1:37 pmIf anyone is going to prove your father wrong, it might be Andy.
Comment by Rob March 13, 2012 @ 2:12 pmwow. this is cool. Was Andy watching all the process and holding his wife’s hand ?
Andy, woohoo ! You are a champion ! Congrats ! :]]
Comment by toto March 13, 2012 @ 2:55 pmCongratulations, Andy, and welcome, Bonnie Jasmine.
Comment by Chris March 13, 2012 @ 3:08 pmSometime sarcasm, irony etc are totally innapropriate.
Comment by northern March 13, 2012 @ 5:27 pmThis is ace.
This is wonderful news. Becoming a dad is the single bestest thing in the whole wide world. Especially when you land yourselves with daughters – even when they hit their teens.
So well done, Andy. Well done, Mrs. Boucher. Well done, Bonnie. Well done Andy’s prostate.
Much love,
Comment by Marcus March 13, 2012 @ 5:49 pmMarcus.
Congratulations Andy 🙂
Comment by Rob Mortimer March 13, 2012 @ 10:20 pmWe’ll hold the fort while you’re away!
Grrr… bloody planners!
What are you going on about Rob?
etc.
Comment by Andy Replacement Service March 13, 2012 @ 10:21 pmHow dare you pretend that is an Andy replacement. There’s not even one fuck in the comment. Weak. There is only one representative of Daddy B and that’s me you motherfucking fuckers.
Comment by Billy Whizz March 14, 2012 @ 12:02 amWhat the fuck are you talking about Billy. None of the twats on here can fucking replace me, least of all the fucking planners,don’t try and push me any fucking, now I’ve got a fucking human mone pit to go with the long version
Comment by andy@cynic March 14, 2012 @ 1:29 amIt’s a fucking good job I came on here to escape the screaming and put you twats in order.
At least there’s one good fucking thing to come out of the birth of the screaming, money suction pooh machine, a fucking campbell post that isn’t about fucking planning. I would say keep up the good work campbell but there’s less chance of that than you actually taking time off your paid fucking holiday schedule to do some actual work
Capital letters. Most certainly fake.
Comment by Marcus March 14, 2012 @ 12:54 amfor the final time: I AM NOT A PLANNER.
Comment by Marcus March 13, 2012 @ 10:27 pmBrilliant. Just brilliant. Welcome to the world Bonnie.
Comment by Bazza March 13, 2012 @ 11:57 pmI would like to add my warmest congratulations to Andy and Mrs Boucher and a gentle hug to the girl with the most attractive name, little Bonnie Jasmine.
Comment by Fiorella March 14, 2012 @ 3:09 amLove from Fiorella xxx
When my Mum compliments you, it’s basically being anointed by God. You’re blessed Bonnie. And you’re very lucky Andy.
Comment by Rob March 14, 2012 @ 7:23 amMassive (belated) congrats Mr. Andrew Boucher! Wonderful news. Bonnie Jasmine – a lovely name.
Comment by fredrik sarnblad March 14, 2012 @ 11:00 amI think it’s just Bonnie. Not Bonnie-Jasmine. Andy isn’t the double barreled sort.
Comment by Rob March 14, 2012 @ 11:12 amBut it is a lovely name. As someone on here said, Bonnie Boucher or Bonnie Jasmine Boucher has a sort of ‘star quality’ to it. Which means Andy couldn’t possibly have chosen it.
Comment by Rob March 14, 2012 @ 11:16 am