The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

A Deadly Combination?
March 21, 2011, 6:32 am
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What has Steve Ballmer, Ron Howard and errrrm, me, got in common?


The poor, poor buggers …

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the sancho plan spot looks interesting (to me). please take notes? maybe?

Comment by lauren

you have got to be fucking shitting me. i cant work out why mr fucking happy days would be there so i have no fucking idea why youd be there. youre worse than a z grade who gets invited to the opening of a pair of fucking curtains yet you also get invited to the big stuff. how? how the fuck do you do it? who do you have dirt on that makes recommending you less shit for their cred than what theyve done? who?

never thought id feel sorry for that mad microsoft twat but i do and that fucking shocks the shit out of me.

you better do something fucked up while you have the opportunity. then just being there is more fucked up than the little microsoft kids could imagine.

Comment by andy@cynic

I got it free when I bought Windows 7.

Comment by Rob

by that reckoning they should of offered a free blow job from megan fox for every vista bollocks they flogged.

Comment by andy@cynic

Right up your street

Ron Howard is interesting though.

Comment by Charles

campbell is speaking at a computer nerd conference with famous fucking film directors and no other fucker is saying how fucking mad that is. whats wrong with you people?

Comment by andy@cynic

Get me a date with Howard’s daughter.

Comment by Billy Whizz

her dad would be fucking horrified and she looks far too fucking bright to say yes but i like your thinking. campbell will probably ask for a new fucking xbox or something. and with his luck, hell probably be given 2. deals with satan seem fucking worth while from where im sitting.

Comment by andy@cynic

By the law of averages someone has to say yes sometime.

Comment by Billy Whizz

so youre going upmarket because after thousands of “id rather fuck a sheep” comments, youre thinking one of them must be the exception to the billy rule. dont hold your breath.

Comment by andy@cynic

Optimism beats math.

Comment by Billy Whizz

It’s mathS. With an S. Deal with it …

Comment by Rob

You’re followed by a genius with dreads who plays 7000 year old musical instruments. No pressure to stand out there.

Comment by john

Wear a wig, play some queen songs on my robot guitar. No probs.

Oh dear …

Comment by Rob

and be charged with fucking torture. or get offered a contract with halliburton.

Comment by andy@cynic

Since he is ne of he creators of AI, I’m not sure that will cut it.

Comment by john

I’m sure Steve Ballmer would dance to it…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

The first worm virus in human form.

Comment by DH

You find yourself invited to all manner of interesting events. We should hire your PR representative.

Comment by Lee Hill

It’s all down to the photographs. The very dodgy photographs.

Comment by Rob

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