The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Resistance Is Futile …
February 4, 2011, 4:02 pm
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First the Chinese Government found a way to make me wear shoes and now – admittedly after my wife used the wonderfully manipulative statement, “I’ve never seen your real face” – they’ve made me shave for the first time in about 10 years.

I know no one cares, but it has made my wife and Mum happy [read: laugh] so in-keeping with the view that this blog can act as some sort of ‘time capsule love-letter’, I have had to post it. Hey it bothers me a damn sight more than it could ever bother you so deal with it.

PS: I now know why I didn’t shave for so long. Contrary to popular belief, it’s not because I’m follicaly challenged, it’s because I now look like a big 3 year old kid and I’m fed up of being constantly stared at … pointed at … and laughed at. Even more than usual.

PPS: Yes, that is the wife doing her best Angelina Jolie / Ronald McDonald impression above my right shoulder. Weird sod, but she’s my weird sod.


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fuck me, this is lower than low but on the bright fucking side, at least your new/ragged 3 year old face suits the childish ranting bollocks that comes out your gob.

Comment by andy@cynic

Gosh, that photograph brought me back about a few years – made me think of Desperate Dan.

Comment by Ciaran McCabe

A clean shaven new year?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

desperate fucking dan? well he eats a fuckload of pies and is desperate but not in the fucking dan league. can we all stop being so nice and supportive to him. ok so he wrote some half decent posts last week but you dont know what hes like to work with, hes a fucking nightmare troublemaker and we must never fucking forget that when we write our comments.

Comment by andy@cynic

Whether you meant it or not Ciaran, I take your comment as a huge compliment but alas, Andy’s comment is probably closer to the truth which is why the beard is coming back and this time it’ll be modeled on ZZ Top.

Comment by Rob

Now he’s shaving. God help us all.

Comment by Marcus

If you see me wearing a tie, kill me.

Comment by Rob

so what can brands learn from this?

Comment by lauren

Isn’t that my line?

Comment by Rob

yup – I was prompting you from the wings. 🙂

Comment by lauren

In this day and age, people will find even more ways to see, and show, a brand’s real face. Brands can’t hide it. #transparency #Wikileaks #empoweredconsumer #resistanceisfutile #digital(r)evolution #KennethColePR

Now, I see you are posing unshaven in this photo :)?

Comment by Evolution

Superbowl. I forgot #Groupon

Comment by Evolution

are you back at pretend fucking work yet campbell? dont get excited, im
not missing your planning bollocks, i just hate the idea youre getting paid to officially do fuck all.

Comment by andy@cynic

I’m about to go for lunch. A long lunch. With my wife. Because I’m still on holiday. Yessssss …

On the downside, I actually have to spend tomorrow working, even though I am not going back to work till Wed, so I hope that pleases your petty, vindictive little mind.

Comment by Rob

Chest?

Comment by Rob

I know that comment was from you Mr Groper – and thank you, I need to buy some more and you might have just found me the outlet.

See, even when you’re trying to not be helpful, you’re helpful.

Now isn’t it time you did the next A[P]SOTW?? I’m sure it’s your turn.

Comment by Rob

I have no idea what you are talking about.
As for APSOTW, I have the perfect assignment…

Comment by northern

can you planner types get a fucking room.

and whats the fucking betting gropers assignment is going to involve youporn or telesales. finally an assignment i have a 50% chance of getting behind it.

Comment by andy@cynic

dont do telesales groper. dont fucking let me and doddsy down.

Comment by andy@cynic

There’s always telephone sex, don’t forget that

Comment by northern

you are naughty.

Comment by Marcus

if its involving 2 bald planning fucks, anything that stops you having to see eachothers faces is definitely the best option to keep your fucked up love alive.

Comment by andy@cynic

Campbell has stopped blogging. 48 hours have passed without a post.

Comment by Marcus

One is coming up in a few mins!!!

Comment by Rob

Gosh, that photograph brought me back about a few years – made me think of Desperate Dan.

Comment by ali




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