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America’s Guns Don’t Scare Me, It’s The Other Lot That Does …
December 17, 2010, 10:10 pm
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I have nothing against people who are religious – well I do, but only a particular type of religious follower – however seeing a shop that sells merchandise like this …

… makes me feel very nervous indeed.

And don’t tell me someone who buys this – or worse, wears this – is doing it just for a bit of fun. They LOVE the fact the hat say’s CIA on it because it makes them feel powerful, strong and authoritarian.

Hell, they’re probably the sort of myopic and hypocritical religious Yank who thinks George W was a weak shit for not declaring war on other religions and that everyone should have – and use – a gun … however they don’t see the irony in that because they’ve got “I Love Jesus” imprinted on the peak of their cap and that makes everything alright.

Seriously, I had a lovely time in Portland [especially with the ‘Brit’ contingent, ha!] but thanks to that hat, I’m bloody glad I’m heading back to the loud, rude, busy-as-fuck mania of China.

That is unless US Immigration read this post … which is why I set it so it would appear hopefully after I’ve already left the country.

See you Monday.

Maybe.

Hopefully.


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You’re going to be calling for God soon Rob. Especially when the homeland security officer greets you with his friendly plastic glove.

Comment by DH

The rubber glove treatment could be because Paul Colman reported him for stalking as opposed to his attack on the loud and proud Christian contingent of Portland.

Comment by Pete

Either reason, homeland security lets America feel safe at night.

Comment by DH

Well I fucked up the post timing so it would appear my Christmas will be spent in a cell rather than with my wife.

Which means she gets what she probably wanted from Santa.

Comment by Rob

you cant even fucking tell the time and you do work for multi billion dollar corporations. if their shareholders knew, youd cause a fucking economic collapse that made the last one look like losing 5 bucks down the back of the fucking sofa.

Comment by andy@cynic

whats the fucking betting the cia caps went on sale the moment you and your ass ugly face turned up. cant blame the poor fuckers, they thought the devil had turned up to fuck up their world. and their ad agency hometown fucking heros.

they were right on both fucking counts.

Comment by andy@cynic

and i know youre still fucking there so stop pretending youre not.

Comment by andy@cynic

so much for your fucking “last post of the week” bollocks. post a day. post a fucking day. you keep your fucking promises like an italian prime minister.

Comment by andy@cynic

I wonder how people would react if you wore an equivalent cap praising the Muslim faith. I don’t have to wonder sadly.

Comment by George

trust you to make this some fucking some deep and meaningful about fucking prejudice. why the fuck are you awake? is mary away and youve just rolled in from a strip joint?

Comment by andy@cynic

Still projecting your personality on others I see Andy.

Comment by George

3 little words.

my.
birthday.
cake.

the defense fucking rests m’lud.

Comment by andy@cynic

I was framed by Robert and Billy and you know it.

Comment by George

fucking crybaby.

Comment by andy@cynic

What’s wrong with you George? I’d be proud of that cake.

Comment by Billy Whizz

good fucking call billy but auntie is just being auntie.

Comment by andy@cynic

I was going to say ‘good point’ until I read you were trying to throw me under a bus for the Andy “Birthday Cake” drama of a few years ago – so instead I’ll say it was 1000% all your fault and any claims to the contrary will be met with the fiercest of resistance, which I accept might be nothing more than refusing to bring you sugar for your coffee.

Comment by Rob

you can tell youre an iti.

Comment by andy@cynic

portland has done you fucking good hasnt it campbell. of course the fucking cant be said for fucking portland. poor bastards. as if the meth snorters werent enough, now they have you to contend with visiting when uncle dan summons you to explain your fucking rantings and blog posting laziness.

welcome to my fucking world dan. welcome to my fucking world.

Comment by andy@cynic

You love this don’t you. Love it.

Comment by Rob

yes i fucking do because its no longer my fucking money thats going down the fucking drain.

Comment by andy@cynic

Based on the legals, I was throwing 17% more money down the drain than you.

Comment by Rob

i was fucking robbed. afuckingain.

Comment by andy@cynic

Havent yahoo shut this blog down yet?

Comment by John

i want to know why the fucking u n havent closed it. i know theyre a bunch of inept fucks but come on, even they must know this needs to be fucking stopped right fucking now.

Comment by andy@cynic

Bad luck everyone – I got through the Yankee immigration. Not as ‘switched on’ as they like to say they are, are they!

Comment by Rob




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