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So after one of the most memorable trips – for all the wrong reasons – I’m back.
Did you miss me?
OK, let’s not go there …
So on Monday, I asked which food was the best food in a Christmas meal.
After a tight race, it would appear the winner is: Custard.
CUSTARD!!
Fuck me, how pathetic.
Seriously, is that really the food group that makes a meal, a Christmas meal?
I don’t know about you, but I’m quite disappointed with that – almost as disappointed by the fact bread sauce got some votes whereas poor ol’ peas, carrots, boiled spuds, parsnips and cranberry sauce were the Norway of the Eurovision Song Contest with nil points. Fucking outrageous if you ask me.
So to those who voted for Custard, congratulations – even with your under-the-table dirty tactics you have ensured that from now on, at Christmas, we will all bow down to the serving of custard but let me tell you this, I hope to fuck you never invite me over for Christmas dinner, but then I don’t suppose I have to worry about that do I?!
Bastards.
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Worst.Christmas.Ever.
Comment by Age December 10, 2010 @ 8:19 amwhat a fucking joke. might as well have a can of fucking tizer as the heart of christmas dinner. democracy fucking sucks.
Comment by andy@cynic December 10, 2010 @ 8:23 amand you werent worth the fucking wait to come back either campbell.
Comment by andy@cynic December 10, 2010 @ 8:24 amNow I literally have nothing to look forward to on Christmas day.
Comment by Pete December 10, 2010 @ 8:26 amwhat about auntie mabels socks? you ungrateful shit.
Comment by andy@cynic December 10, 2010 @ 8:27 amI’m part of the selfish generation.
Comment by Pete December 10, 2010 @ 8:33 amuser fucking generation more like.
Comment by andy@cynic December 10, 2010 @ 8:58 amYou must take the blame for putting it on the list in the first place and forgetting to put turkey in. That really was an aberration – after all youre not known for forgetting crucial things are you?
Comment by John December 10, 2010 @ 8:35 amKind of explains everything doesn’t it. How depressing.
Comment by Rob December 10, 2010 @ 9:20 am+1
Though even with turkey in the poll, pigs in blankets should have won. Philistines, the lot of yous
Comment by Simon Kendrick December 10, 2010 @ 9:38 amI’m with you Simon. It is a miscarriage of justice of biblical proportions, which is kind of apt given the subject matter of the competition.
Comment by Rob December 10, 2010 @ 9:40 amOh right, I forgot about the taxi.
Comment by John December 10, 2010 @ 8:36 amAnd don’t try to claim that it was all a cunning plan to prove the pointlessness of quantitative research. Nobody’s going to buy that.
Comment by John December 10, 2010 @ 8:37 amim all for blaming campbell but what the fuck are you going on about with taxi bollocks?
Comment by andy@cynic December 10, 2010 @ 9:12 amIt wasn’t a cunning plan to prove the pointlessness of quantitative research, it was a cunning plan to see how much my colleagues like me – and given they worked brilliantly to get my possessions back – they do, which means they’re even sadder than I thought they were.
And for your info Andy, the key words are:
“Computer”, “Client Workshop Materials”, “Back Of Taxi”
Comment by Rob December 10, 2010 @ 9:20 amyou fucking twat. here are my key words for you.
“planning”, ‘retard”
Comment by andy@cynic December 10, 2010 @ 9:24 amSadly I have to agree.
Comment by Rob December 10, 2010 @ 9:40 amSo your devotion to his blog doesn’t extend to you reading his twitter feed? I’ll be more explicit in future and not make such assumptions.
Comment by John December 10, 2010 @ 5:29 pmI would punch someone who served me that custard crap. Just saying.
Comment by Billy Whizz December 10, 2010 @ 9:25 amWould they notice if you punched them?
Comment by Rob December 10, 2010 @ 9:41 amwe didnt even notice when billy decided to occasionally come to the fucking office.
Comment by andy@cynic December 11, 2010 @ 6:48 amI’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Democracy doesn’t work.
Comment by Rob Mortimer December 10, 2010 @ 6:26 pmIt would all have been different if you’d have included Goose.
Comment by northern December 10, 2010 @ 8:46 pmlucky you’re a planner who’s also interested in qualitative and causative insight, otherwise i reckon you’d be out of a job. 😀
Comment by lauren December 11, 2010 @ 6:10 amBut he’d have lots of custard.
Comment by John December 11, 2010 @ 6:47 amphew.
Comment by lauren December 11, 2010 @ 6:49 amand to think that, this blog is ranked number 10 in the top 20 of plannerblogs.
Comment by Marcus December 11, 2010 @ 4:55 pmyou are fucking shitting me? this pile of bollocks! number fucking 10. i knew planners were a thick bunch but i didnt realise theyre that fucking stupid. unless theyre here to praise me which begs the fucking question why the fuck am i not #1? even more proof theyre twats.
Comment by andy@cynic December 11, 2010 @ 11:30 pmno. shit.
http://bit.ly/g9Di6R
Comment by Marcus December 12, 2010 @ 5:52 pmtotally fucking pathetic.
Comment by andy@cynic December 13, 2010 @ 12:07 amThe international rating is lower.
Comment by John December 13, 2010 @ 3:28 amhttp://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201012/r688166_5154533.jpg