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Wieden is full of cool young things wearing cool clothes and sporting cool hairstyles.
They talk using cool words like “cool” or even “kool”, they drink cool drinks and even sit in a cool way.
They’re so cool that even the distinctly uncool presence of errrrm, me doesn’t affect how cool they are.
However a tipping point may have been irreversibly reached thanks to Dom’s attempt to be W+K’s official Hell’s Angel.
Jesus, how bad is that eh?
Seriously, even a timid 3 year old left in a graveyard at midnight wouldn’t be intimidated by that … so on behalf of everyone in the Shanghai office, I beg Dom to buy a full face helmet because not only will it ensure no one can recognise him as a valued member of the cool mob [and me] at W+K, but we can all point and laugh as he tries to beat a 4 year old on a tricycle at the lights.
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what disturbs me more is that i bet you made the poor fuckers at w+k make that bike. admit it. we all know you never really fucking liked the design of your piaggio beast so you went and made them make you that pile of toss didnt you. first a gay bike with a gay horn, next a gay plane with a gay engine. sorry w+k, youre about to be made the detroit of adland, we tried to warn you but did you fucking listen.
Comment by andy@cynic August 10, 2010 @ 6:12 amand your lift is minute and your entrance is filthy. sort it out.
Comment by andy@cynic August 10, 2010 @ 6:13 amWhat the fuck has happened to you? Is your building site vacuumed everyday? Actually knowing you, it probably is …
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 7:26 amI should point out my above comment is not due to Andy being a neat-freak, but a pain-in-the-ass who would get enjoyment from someone having to keep a notoriously filthy place [ie: a building site] preposterously clean.
Of course he wouldn’t be doing any of the sweeping up and wiping down … he doesn’t “do” manual labour, hell he doesn’t even turn on his own computer.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 7:30 amYou will note the bike doesn’t feature a “I love Queen” sticker, which means I couldn’t possibly of designed Dom’s pretend bike which means you should keep your pathetic accusations to yourself thank you very much. Ha.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 7:31 amDo they call you Grandpa?
Comment by Billy Whizz August 10, 2010 @ 6:16 amThat would be a compliment compared to what they call me … albeit under their breath and in a language I can’t understand.
I basically start off with the assumption that everyone who meets me, hates me, and so I can never end up too disappointed. It appears I’ve never been wrong yet …
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 7:28 amgay horn? is that when freddie mercury had an erection?
Comment by andy@cynic August 10, 2010 @ 6:27 amBoom ‘sad’ Tish.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 7:32 amat what point do you start regretting writing this shit post campbell?
Comment by andy@cynic August 10, 2010 @ 6:27 amDon’t you mean at what point does the guy in the video smack Rob in the face?
Comment by Billy Whizz August 10, 2010 @ 6:28 amgood fucking point. if he is willing to be seen on that mary poppins motorbike he must be one hard motherfucking dude. or a total fucking wimp. for our sake lets hope its the former.
Comment by andy@cynic August 10, 2010 @ 6:30 amShit … Dom’s some bloody Kung-Fu legend so basically I’d better start working from home. Forever.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 7:33 amIsn’t supercool written “kewl”? I wouldn’t know, I’m just asking and happily defer to the font of cutting edge, Andy.
Comment by Pete August 10, 2010 @ 6:31 amkewl? that sounds how some twat on 8th and ocean or fucking the hills says it and theyre not fucking cool, theyre fucking pieces of shit. though some of the ladies are worth giving one. but only one. and not that heidi plastic twat. id rather fuck her nutcase husband than her and id rather spend a week with planners than do that,
so to answer your question pete, its not spelt like that, its spelt c.o.o.l. or a.n.d.y. but as we all fucking know, if you have to say it, youre not it so go back to the nerd farm where you belong with campbell and auntie godfather nerd george.
Comment by andy@cynic August 10, 2010 @ 6:36 amDidn’t you know Andrew, nerds are the new cool.
Comment by George August 10, 2010 @ 7:07 amand who came up with that pile of bollocks. let me guess, a nerd. no theyre not the new cool, theyre the old sad fucks.
hope that clears up any confusion, im all about bringing fucking clarity to every fucking situation.
Comment by andy@cynic August 10, 2010 @ 7:11 amYou know about 8th & Ocean and The Hills … and you know it seemingly very well indeed. Oh dear, oh deary, deary dear.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 7:33 amyes campbell, but i didnt buy the fucking dvds like some sad fucking twat i could mention called rob fucking campbell.
Comment by andy@cynic August 10, 2010 @ 8:03 amtime for some kool aid, jim jones style…
Comment by niko August 10, 2010 @ 7:22 amAccording to some, I drank too much of that [Kool Aid, not the Jim Jones version] at Google … still need to let it digest.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 7:26 amIs that a Chinese copy of a Harley?
Comment by Bazza August 10, 2010 @ 10:32 amYou mean a Harry Davidson?
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 12:40 pmcool? this place is fucking hot up on the 5th floor, then again if these kids think they are cool, they wouldn’t feel the heat. But wait, they also reckon they are so cool they are hot. What a mess.
hot not cool fool
Comment by aaronaldo August 10, 2010 @ 12:14 pmYou’re right – it’s fucking boiling on the 5th and I definitely feel it which just confirms what I already know, I’m about as cool as Satan’s pit on a boiling day, which also confirms why I work in advertising.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 12:41 pmoh dear. only pity will save him now.
Comment by lauren August 10, 2010 @ 1:08 pmand i guess it could be worse – he could’ve got a segway.
I would like to point out that I did not get a Segway.
Though I did think about it till you all kindly told me I’d be a class tit if I got one and end up alone and living in a bus shelter.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 1:32 pmIs this your way of reaching out?
Comment by Marcus August 10, 2010 @ 1:57 pmI thought it would make me friends. I was wrong.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 6:39 pmI have no idea what you are all talking about. Not one.
Comment by northern August 10, 2010 @ 4:28 pmIt worked lads …
Now to screw with Obama.
Comment by Rob August 10, 2010 @ 6:39 pminvent any gay cars today campbell?
Comment by andy@cynic August 10, 2010 @ 10:59 pm