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Why John Dodds Should Move To China …
August 2, 2010, 6:08 am
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… because they don’t want to speak English, but they want to kiss them.

I’ll get your room ready John.


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he speaks pedantic fuckshit english, i have the words that can make the chinese maidons sing so get my room sorted imfuckingmediately. and not your spare room shit, i want the master suite, you dont deserve it anyway.

Comment by andy@cynic

Funnily enough we moved into our new humble abode just yesterday – and apart from the bed we got being harder than concrete and the furnishings being pretty much non-existant till our goods get the OK from Chinese Customs [expected date, 2068] it’s all very nice, so of course you can come and stay … but maybe I’m only saying that because the chances of the Chinese letting you anywhere near their borders is about as likely as them letting the Yanks keep some nuclear missiles in the centre of Beijing.

Comment by Rob

is that because youre saying my cock is a rocket? well my wifes always over the fucking moon.

Comment by andy@cynic

But I thought she said it was like the Challenger disaster?

OK, enough comments relating to your penis, your wife’s sexual satisfaction/dissatisfaction or you coming to visit me because quite frankly, they are all topics of conversation that should be left well alone.

Comment by Rob

I take it that this is not your car?

Comment by Simon Kendrick

well campbell is 40, he needs practical these days.

Comment by andy@cynic

So what does that mean about you and your latest midlife crisis purchase Mr Boucher?

Comment by Rob

i am a fucking sex god.

Comment by andy@cynic

That is why I am not religious.

Comment by Rob

Does that say fist or first on the car door. Either works for me.

Comment by Billy Whizz

bad luck billy, the only yanks the chinese want to fuck are the government and banks and it involves major fucking pain.

Comment by andy@cynic

Your global affairs knowledge impresses me Andy. Of course you had to link it to BDSM or some other sexual hobby of yours, but you’ve already demonstrated you’re more in the loop than Sarah Palin could ever hope to achieve.

Comment by Rob

you know the fucking terms pretty fucking well dont you mr fucking pervert.

Comment by andy@cynic

We used to open your mail.

Comment by Rob

Where do Enplish people come from?

Comment by Age

Ha … good point Age … Enplish people are the thick segment of British society that also go by the name Australian.

Comment by Rob

that was almost funny campbell. almost.

Comment by andy@cynic

which is exactly why this post is aimed at dodds. australian. or enplish. as it so happens.

Comment by lauren

haha, every chance you get don’t you? >;p

Comment by Age

as predictable as a miley fucking cyrus song.

Comment by andy@cynic

Does that also count for ginger Austrians?

Comment by Thomas Wagner

You really have been dealt the short straw haven’t you Thomas. 😉

Comment by Rob

Absolutely.

Comment by Thomas Wagner

Where is Dodds? On a place to China?

Comment by northern

Plane I mean…

Comment by northern

I hope not …

1/ We don’t have a bed for him.
2/ I start traveling on Wed and there’s no way I’m going to leave him alone with my wife and cat. Not because he’d try it on with them, but because I’d be afraid he’d get the crap beaten/scratched out of him when he says “the noodles in my high street are much better than this Chinese crap”.

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