I Know He’s Probably Still On His Probation Period …
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May 10, 2010, 6:27 am
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… but could DigForFire/DMG please put Northern’s pretty bald head on your website.
Apart from making him feel loved and wanted, it’s bound to pull in the babelicious marketing director chicks. The babelicious Smiths loving, marketing director chicks.
Leave your name in the comments and melt Northern [semi] hard bastards heart.
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well it cant be just because hes an ugly bald bastard because theyve got some fucking howlers proudly/stupidly displayed on there.
Comment by andy@cynic May 10, 2010 @ 6:50 amoi dig for fire, put northern on your site or ill come and freelance for you. you have been fucking warned.
Comment by andy@cynic May 10, 2010 @ 6:51 amoi wk. under no fucking circumstances put campbells mug on your site or youll end up in gutters and tatters. i assume you know that already, youre smart bastards, but not so fucking smart that you ended up hiring him. still wieden kennedy campbell doesnt sound too fucking bad.
Comment by andy@cynic May 10, 2010 @ 6:55 amW+K+C … I’ll be proposing that at the first board meeting Andy. Nice one. Expect cynic to reopen for business around Aug 1 then.
Comment by Rob May 10, 2010 @ 5:28 pmWhat Andy said. In all of his comments. 😉
Comment by Pete May 10, 2010 @ 7:36 amHow you’ve turned Pete.
But it’s not official till May 15th so i can still have you sacked till then, ha!
Comment by Rob May 10, 2010 @ 5:29 pmI can understand banning his photo because he’s a planner but not because he’s a chrome dome. Doesn’t that breach the geneva convention, whatever that is.
Comment by Billy Whizz May 10, 2010 @ 7:54 amWhat has the tooth fairy and babelicious smiths loving chicks got in common?
Neither exist.
Comment by DH May 10, 2010 @ 10:30 amNorthern seems a very nice and intelligent gentleman so I happily endorse this request.
Comment by Lee Hill May 10, 2010 @ 2:21 pmThis is kind of getting a little creepy
Comment by Sam Ismail May 10, 2010 @ 2:30 pmWhen hasn’t this blog been creepy but I am starting to think Rob has an unhealthy obsession with Northern. Wonder what cologne he wears? (Northern, not Rob)
Comment by Bazza May 10, 2010 @ 3:47 pmI’m betting it’s Sex Panther
Comment by Sam Ismail May 10, 2010 @ 4:13 pmSex Panther? Not Sex Pest.
Hang on, that makes it sound like I’m the stalker, and I’m not, and besides – Andy LOOOOOVES Northern, so if anyone ‘wants him’, it’s him.
Finally, I’m not gay but if I was – and this is no slur on NP’s physical prowess – I would something a bit more hot than Northern – but to suggest a name will only encourage you so let’s leave it there.
Comment by Rob May 10, 2010 @ 5:31 pmBazza,I smell of chlorine
Comment by northern May 10, 2010 @ 5:05 pmThe whole bloody corporate website is out of date, well out of date, let alone a shot of a gurning planner. You’re right though Andy, it’s not often I’m amongst the best looking in my place of work, no totty here.
And Rob can’t be stalking me, he was as close as Blackpool recently and didn’t threaten to buy me a drink or anything
They lost.
They lost despite having a host of chances. I wasn’t in the mood to see my reflection, let alone some chlorine smelling baldy.
But if they make it to the final, then there is a chance I may pop oop North, but let’s face it, it won’t be that far North will it.
Maybe 2011 is the year I can buy Northern and Mr Mortimer a drink? Well, it will be if Forest play Blackpool in the 1st leg of the playoffs and actually win it this time.
Of course the other reason I might not of seen Northern was for fear of being so overwhelmed with love and lust, we do something even Freddie Mercury would have been offended by.
Maybe.
Comment by Rob May 10, 2010 @ 5:34 pmYour own websites were similarly deficient – but you didn’t respond positively to my pointing this out.
Comment by John May 10, 2010 @ 5:32 pmWe never claimed to be professional John.
And besides, we couldn’t afford the fee you wanted to charge us.
Comment by Rob May 10, 2010 @ 5:37 pmI was referring to your malaysian office.
Comment by John May 10, 2010 @ 11:02 pmi hereby sign the petition. democracy now!
and those babalicious smiths loving chicks exist. i know one. shes working in marketing, no director tho. typical lol
Comment by peggy May 10, 2010 @ 6:23 pmBet there’s none who like Queen…
Comment by northern May 10, 2010 @ 6:50 pmOut of interest, fittest client I had looked like whatserface from the 70’s series of Wonderwoman.
The only thing that would beat that would be a Colonel Wilma Deering from Buck Rogers look alike (apart from Princess Leia in THAt bikini, but I don’t think many offices have a dress policy liberal enough)
There’s a reason she’s not the director Peggy … and the words “babalicious smiths loving chick” has a lot to do with it.
And I disagree Northern, I reckon there’s loads of marketing ladies who look like Queen … especially when compared to how they looked in their “I Want To Break Free” video.
Hell, I’d bet there’s a fair proportion of Greek ladies that even have a Freddie-like ‘tash. Boom ‘unfunny’ Tish.
Anyway enough of all that, you’ve made me think of Wonder Woman and Wilma Deering … nice thoughts … though I’m rather petrified to google the pics incase the image in my head has no resemblance to the image of reality … bit like when I bought a BBC pseudo “Ghost” show DVD [Ghostwatch?] which I remembered as really, really scary only to find it was not only shit, but looked like it was filmed on the wobbly set of Prisoner Cell Block H.
Comment by Rob May 10, 2010 @ 7:08 pmactually, i cant think of any who likes queen. doesnt mean they dont exist tho 😉
unfortunately, i have to say, from my experience, the one or other who cracked/is working on cracking the glass ceiling is no one id like to deal with on a daily basis… i blame the one or other man for that. well, and how the women deal with it… anyway. ghostwatch to get scared. i usually read the news for that lol
Comment by peggy May 10, 2010 @ 7:51 pmHave you seen 500 days of Summer, they bond over the Smiths.
Comment by Rob Mortimer May 10, 2010 @ 8:02 pmHardcore nerdity..
Go one, you won’t be disappointed
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Comment by northern May 10, 2010 @ 7:18 pmbest fucking comment ever.
wonder woman had wonder tits and the fuck rogers chick was literally out of this fucking world. bet their faces resemble bulldogs licking piss off a nettle now. they always do.
Comment by andy@cynic May 10, 2010 @ 8:26 pmprepare to have your dreams fucked up with a sledgehammer.
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http://tinyurl.com/38bnjlr
you go to bed dreaming of bo derek and you wake up with bo fucking didley. wonder tits is the worst, now she looks like the evil witch in that thunderbirds pisstake terrahawks.
my job here is done.
Comment by andy@cynic May 10, 2010 @ 8:38 pmThat’s another one of my dreams you’ve happily destroyed … thanks alot.
Comment by Rob May 11, 2010 @ 8:14 amMost planners are (or are developing) domes. No reason to leave us off, some ladies love it!
Oh and Northern is a superstar DFF, stick him on.
Comment by Rob Mortimer May 10, 2010 @ 8:01 pmAndy I hate you
Comment by northern May 11, 2010 @ 3:56 pmThat will please him immensley. The sick bastard.
Comment by Rob May 11, 2010 @ 4:52 pmwhat the fuck are blaming me for? its time and gravitys fault.
campbells right though.
Comment by andy@cynic May 11, 2010 @ 8:39 pmright about it pleasing me. and that im a bastard. a fucking bastard infact.
Comment by andy@cynic May 11, 2010 @ 8:40 pmYou’re the hardest on the ones you love.
Comment by northern May 11, 2010 @ 10:15 pmStill disappointed Erin Grey didn’t end up as a MILF. Just shows she’s had a life, the dirty minx
judging by her face shes had a life being a dirty minx with mr jack daniels and sir johnnie fucking walker. shes more wilt than milf.
have you seen george parkers blog? got a nice piece on your favourite agency. another fine lady thats not aged well.
Comment by andy@cynic May 11, 2010 @ 10:28 pmOoh no, excellent
Comment by northern May 11, 2010 @ 10:53 pm