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Why Didn’t The Church Buy Cadbury’s Instead Of Kraft?
April 2, 2010, 6:26 am
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Think of the profits they’d make over Easter.

Talking of Easter … I’m officially on holiday till Wed 7th, so unless I’m in hospital having my stomach pumped clean of cream eggs, I’ll see you then.

Happy gorging yourself stupid.

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how the fuck do you have a holiday when youre life is one big holiday? and dont get any stupid fucking ideas ill be offering chocolate hospitality, if i have to put up with you, you have to at least supply the fucking goods.

Comment by andy@cynic

What better way to celebrate a religious holiday than to eat till you puke. That’s my idea of keeping the faith.

Comment by Billy Whizz

isnt keeping the faith a song by poodle rocker shit bon jovi? that alone makes me wish jesus didnt go to all that fucking effort to pop back. then we wouldnt have a free chocolate pass. ok, his houdini trick is worth a salute.

keeping the faith.
living on a prayer.

are those jovi fuckers vicars in disguise?

Comment by andy@cynic

They also sang “wanted dead or alive” and “you give love a bad name” so there approach would be rather unorthodox if they were vicars Andy.

(I don’t like Bon Jovi, I just know those 2 songs, but I bet Rob does and I bet he defends himself by saying he only likes early Bon Jovi. LOL. )

Happy easter Rob.

Comment by Pete

its fucking impossible to like any era of that shit band but youre right pete, campbell will buck the fucking trend. twat.

Comment by andy@cynic

did the chuch buy kraft or is the title of this post more proof of campbells inability to write a properly constructed headline? thought so, thats what happens when you listen to that ropey rock shit.

Comment by andy@cynic

That’s the way they talk in Nottingham.

Comment by John

Bon Jovi also penned a track called ‘ugly’ this seems significant somehow…

Comment by northern

Saying you only like early Bon Jovi is like saying that you only like the ‘non-racial’ elements of the Klu Klux Klan.

(Not a fan, can you tell?) 😉

Comment by Rob Mortimer

can we never talk about bon fucking jovi again.

now wheres campbell? he was packed off ok so why the fuck isnt he back writing this shit? surely we cant be that lucky.

Comment by andy@cynic

are there non racial elements of the kkk? theyre fans of high thread count white cotton sheets?

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