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Just saw how some unfortunates come across my blog and it makes for very interesting – if not highly disturbing – reading.
Of course, nothing is as disturbing as the fact there are some people who actively seek out my blog out by name, but putting that aside, it would appear the Police could clear up a hell of a lot of their perv crimes by simply tracking – then following – some of the individuals who pop by here.
Examples:
jesus knocking the door
evolution of fatherhood
lindt chocolate bunny
mohammed ali
happiness at the misfortune of others
“2 dogs fucking” indian name
make you go blind
what did napoleon look like
jerking off make you bald
the tin man wanted a heart
I seriously don’t know whether I should feel honoured or devastated … but on the bright side, I can’t possibly feel as bad as the people who were looking for Mohammed Ali and ended up here.
More proof that most search engines ‘seek’ rather than ‘find’.
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this post might be shit but its not as shit as last weeks series of mind numbing wank so i never thought id say this but thank fuck youre back.
and the person who searched for “happiness at the misfortune of others” was absofuckinglutely looking for you and this blog.
fuck, it might even of been me.
Comment by andy@cynic March 15, 2010 @ 6:36 amIf you take the swear words out then I agree with Andy almost word for word. LOL.
To the person looking to find out if masturbation makes you go bald, please report to the Police immediately Billy. 🙂
Comment by Pete March 15, 2010 @ 7:47 amWould you like to book a room Andy – even though, sorry to disappoint you – I won’t be coming.
Boom Pervert Tish.
Comment by Rob March 15, 2010 @ 8:18 amImagine how fucking depressing it was when I was looking for some indian lesbian porn and ended up on this blog.
Fucking google sucks.
Comment by Billy Whizz March 15, 2010 @ 9:21 amis that the best you can come up with campbell? fucking pathetic.
Comment by andy@cynic March 15, 2010 @ 10:03 amOh I can come up with much better – as you will see when the postman comes to your door today/tomorrow.
Be afraid … be very afraid, ha!
Comment by Rob March 15, 2010 @ 4:41 pmevolution of fatherhood? what the hell were they really hoping to find? that you don’t actually have to get involved in the parenting process, or that you don’t have to have sex to father a child.
actually, it’s no surprise they ended up here then. 😉
and i really have to agree with andy – it’s good to have you back. steve jobs should do his own dirty work next time. or at least get baz to do it.
Comment by lauren March 15, 2010 @ 6:32 pmAnd to think Baz gets paid a fortune [and I mean a FUCKING FORTUNE] to do this sort of thing.
I’m a pawn in Baz’s evil game. Dammit.
Comment by Rob March 15, 2010 @ 7:02 pmdoesnt seem theres too many fuckers are glad to have you back does it rob?
Comment by andy@cynic March 15, 2010 @ 10:03 pm