The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Insight Generation Tool …
May 27, 2009, 6:52 am
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Step 1

Put your dog and your wife/husband/partner in the boot of a car for an hour.

Step 2

When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

That’s insight!

Please note, this is an open-source insight generation tool. We thought about making it proprietary, but out of the kindness of our hearts, we decided everyone should be able to use it … hell, if it stops rubbish like this, it’s worth it.

Now I am having a couple of days off – so I’ll see you back on Monday – and given I’m such a sad bastard who pre-writes his posts, I can assure you’ll see one of the weirdest ‘slices of life’ you’ve ever clapped your eyes on.

Have fun …

[PS: Mr Dodds, expect your ears to burn, I’m having lunch with Mary [the one at the Financial Times, not the one married to George] on Friday!]

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whats the insight if i put you in a boot with a lion and leave you there?

what the fuck is this? yesterday you write something actually good and today you resort to planner humour which is as funny as present steve martin.

and why are you having a couple of days off. youve got fuckloads to do and any normal person would suggest working 24/7 not take days off.

this post is shit. your holiday is shit. everything is shit.

Comment by andy@cynic

I feel so ashamed. I laughed.

Comment by Pete


Comment by andy@cynic

I apologise.

[For the insight generator, not the time off!]

Comment by Rob

that puppy is sooo cute. and i laughed too, assuming you were not being serious. otherwise it would be very scary : ) so yeah, enjoy your days off. though that probably means work…

Comment by peggy

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